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If You See Andrew, Scurry…

Alan Nafzger

Royal Family Introduces New Protocol: If You See Andrew, Scurry Indoors Immediately A Calm, Dignified Response to an Extremely Specific Problem Context: This satirical piece responds to recent events surrounding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s eviction from Royal Lodge and his relocation to the Sandringham estate. After new Jeffrey Epstein-related documents emerged, King Charles stripped his brother of his royal titles in October 2025. The former prince recently moved from his Windsor residence under cover of darkness,…

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“Not My King” Losers!

Isla Campbell

Five Things the “Not My King” Crowd Accidentally Revealed About Themselves Losers, Freaks and Morons Oppose the Crown! The crowd chanting “Down with the Crown” appeared deeply committed to democracy, which explains why they gathered in a mob to shout slogans like medieval peasants who had just discovered megaphones. Republic, Britain’s largest anti-monarchy campaign group, has been organising such events since 1983 — which is, coincidentally, longer than most of…

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Royalty Has a Wine Problem

Dr. Ingrid Gustafsson, Ph.D.

When Royalty Has Wine Problems: Camilla’s Tipsy Takeover Traps Charles 🍷👑 There are wine problems, and then there are royal wine problems. The difference is largely architectural. When most couples overindulge, someone sleeps on the couch. When it happens inside a palace, doors are locked, aides panic quietly, and the word “constitutional” gets whispered into a phone like it might summon lawyers. This week’s episode of Windsor domestic realism reportedly reached…