Andy Burnham Trump Tribute Act: 15 Ways Britain’s New PM Is Rewiring Populism By the Prat.uk Political Desk Andy Burnham has denied, repeatedly and with the wounded dignity of a man accused of enjoying golf, that his premiership bears any resemblance whatsoever to Donald Trump’s. This is a reasonable position. Trump built towers. Burnham is building a second Downing Street out of a former Greggs. The two men have almost…
Iran Ceasefire: Sixty Days Of Studiously Achieving Nothing Whitehall Hails Historic Breakthrough In Agreeing To Disagree Later, At Length, By Committee LONDON — Diplomats celebrated a breakthrough this week after negotiators reached a preliminary agreement allowing everyone involved to declare victory while carefully avoiding the uncomfortable task of working out whether anything had actually been solved. A Breakthrough Nobody In The Foreign Office Can Quite Define Under the framework, Iran receives negotiations,…
Welsh History Rewritten After Experts Realise Ancient Britons Were Also Drawing On Walls Scientists Confirm Humans Have Been Doodling During Important Meetings For At Least 17,000 Years MUMBLES, WALES — A stunning archaeological discovery near the Welsh seaside village of Mumbles has reportedly rewritten British history after researchers announced that a collection of mysterious rock markings once dismissed as scratches may actually be Britain’s oldest known prehistoric artwork. The discovery…
Nicola Sturgeon Shocked To Discover Husband Had Secret Life As Actual Husband EDINBURGH — Former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has revealed she was devastated to learn that her husband, Peter Murrell, apparently spent years doing things without first submitting a detailed PowerPoint presentation to her. The revelation has stunned married couples throughout Britain. A man who shares a roof, a postcode, and a council tax bill with another human being turned…
