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Socialism Declares Housing a Human Right, Forgets Houses Must Actually Be Built

Alan Nafzger

Spain’s housing crisis demonstrates the difficulty of accommodating millions of citizens inside a government promise, regardless of how passionately politicians deliver it MADRID – Spain has discovered that declaring housing a fundamental human right does not automatically produce houses, apartments, bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms or enough space for a grown man to escape his mother-in-law. The discovery has shocked politicians who believed affordable accommodation could be produced through speeches, parliamentary resolutions…

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Britain Tries More Socialism

Cyndi Himmelstiere

Britain Tries More Socialism to Cure Problems as Poll Finds 49% Ready to Rejoin the EU State ownership, redistribution and public control apparently haven’t satisfied Britain’s appetite, so nearly half of poll respondents are now eyeing the continental-size portion LONDON — Britain has received exciting new evidence that the nation’s appetite for government intervention remains healthy, with a megapoll finding 49% support for rejoining the European Union while only 28.5% oppose returning. The…

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London Introduces “Assimilation Olympics”

Julie de Burgh

London Introduces “Assimilation Olympics,” Awards Gold Medal for Complaining About the Weather and Arguing About Whether a Scone Is Pronounced “Skon” or “Skohn” LONDON — Britain has been quietly hosting its own Assimilation Olympics for decades, and the results are in: the gold medal goes to whoever can spend the longest amount of time living among people they’ve never spoken to, the silver goes to the person who moved from Surrey to…

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Britain Faces Agricultural Collapse

Bethan Morgan

Britain Faces Agricultural Collapse As Nation Realises Influencers Cannot Be Harvested For Protein LONDON — After years of investing heavily in influencer culture, branding consultants, and podcast hosts with suspiciously white teeth and equally suspicious opinions about seed oils, Britain has reportedly discovered that social media personalities contain “surprisingly little nutritional value.” Scientists say the caloric yield per influencer is approximately zero, though the smugness content remains dangerously high. The…