Tag: European security

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Europe Excluded From Summit on Europe’s Security

Chelsea Bloom

Brussels assured it will be fully consulted when the bill arrives BRUSSELS – European officials have been reassured that exclusion from a proposed summit on Ukraine will not diminish their importance, since somebody must remain available to finance whatever the participants describe as a breakthrough. The arrangement gives the principal leaders room to discuss peace while Europe prepares spreadsheets explaining how peace will be housed, repaired, insured and connected to…

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What If Putin Wins

Chelsea Bloom

What If Putin Wins, Or: Everyone Loses But Very Calmly 😂🌍 The Economist asks, with the tone of a man ordering soup in a war zone, “What if Putin wins?” Not wins wins, like fireworks and medals. No, this is a win that arrives wearing khakis, holding a clipboard, and saying, “Let’s circle back to that atrocity later.” This is the kind of victory where no one screams. They sigh. They convene. They…

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Western Alliance Cooperation

Lowri Griffiths

Western Alliance Announces Exciting New Era Of Cooperation, Immediately Schedules 47 Meetings About It Leaders promise decisive action just as soon as the pastries arrive BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — The Western alliance gathered this week to boldly remake itself for the modern age, a process diplomats described as “historic, transformative, and pending approval by the subcommittee on fonts.” After several hours of speeches about unity, defence, shared values, and where to plug in the…