Luxury Basement Builder Still Can’t Afford a Flat
Tower of Babel Rebuilt as The Shard, God’s Inspectors Find
Labour Plans to Double Slot Machine Tax as Betting Shops Warn of Closures, and the Government Celebrates Another Victory in Its Campaign to Turn Every High Street Into a Charity Shop
British Cows Face Performance Reviews
Only Civil Servants May Watch Everyone, Ministers Confirm
Westminster Could Burn Before MPs Agree on Repairs
Portsmouth Border Post Clears Cheese of All Charges
London Women Embrace Winter Layering
Cows Demand Farmers’ Browsing Histories
Hillingdon Labradors Claim Victory Over Council
Portsmouth Border Post Finds Sausages Innocent
Hillingdon Removes 700 Dog Bins to Save £100,000
Burnham Offers to Save Poundland, Treasury Asks About the Receipt
Smart Glasses Face Ban While Government Cameras Stay
Burnham Wins British Sausages the Right to Travel
Poundland Bought for £1 Still Can’t Stay Solvent
Archewell Holds More Farewells Than Meetings
Parliament Needs £40 Billion in Repairs, MPs Won’t Leave
Britain Signs 200 Pages to Abolish Paperwork
England’s Farm Grant Sells Out in Six Hours

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