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Burnham Doubts Third Runway, Heathrow Points Out Planes Land

Britain Poised to Become Aviation Superpower Without the Inconvenience of Airports LONDON, ENGLAND | Prime Minister Andy Burnham has expressed doubts about Heathrow’s proposed third runway, arguing that investment should also benefit regions outside London, according to The Times. Airport officials replied that a runway is traditionally helpful for aeroplanes, ranking just behind the aeroplane and just ahead of the £8 bottle of water. Transport consultants welcomed the news. Britain…

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Scientology’s Takeover of William and Kate

Twelve Clues Suggest Scientology Is Circling William and Kate, Thirteenth Clue Simply Reads ‘Seriously, How Many Royal Events Is Tom Cruise At?’ Royal journalist assembles 12 pieces of evidence Scientology has reached the heirs, immediately runs out of red string LONDON — Buckingham Palace has reportedly become concerned about Prince William and Catherine’s increasingly visible association with Tom Cruise, although the actual reporting rests on an anonymous source rather than any public…

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Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton

Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton, Britain Deploys Entire Royal-Analysis Industry “William chose well” enters the national bloodstream, where ordinary compliments are immediately converted into constitutional events LONDON — Britain’s royal-commentary infrastructure was placed on heightened alert after Tom Cruise reportedly looked at Catherine, Princess of Wales, and delivered the dangerously concise verdict: “William chose well, she’s beautiful.” The remark, reported by Grazia, contained five words of matrimonial analysis,…

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British Airways Asks Burnham to Make Flights Cheaper

British Airways Asks Burnham to Make Flights Cheaper, Passengers Offered Regional Mayor as Hand Luggage Airline industry requests tax relief after discovering passengers have no remaining organs suitable for surcharge collection An Appeal for Lighter Taxation HEATHROW, ENGLAND — British Airways and its parent group have urged Prime Minister Andy Burnham to address what they describe as unusually heavy aviation taxes and airport charges, arguing that lower burdens could make…