Literary Prizes Disqualify Shakespeare for Good Grammar
£50,000 Goes to Man Who Misspelled Every Third Word LONDON, October 19, 2026 – Britain’s literary establishment has announced a revolutionary new standard for recognising authentic human genius after concerns about machine-written literature prompted prize committees to reconsider the suspiciously competent grammar, coherent plotting and intelligent observations traditionally associated with great novels. The emergency follows growing fears that literary prizes could be compromised by computer-generated manuscripts, an issue examined in…