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Scientology’s Takeover of William and Kate

Oeko Angebot

Twelve Clues Suggest Scientology Is Circling William and Kate, Thirteenth Clue Simply Reads ‘Seriously, How Many Royal Events Is Tom Cruise At?’ Royal journalist assembles 12 pieces of evidence Scientology has reached the heirs, immediately runs out of red string LONDON — Buckingham Palace has reportedly become concerned about Prince William and Catherine’s increasingly visible association with Tom Cruise, although the actual reporting rests on an anonymous source rather than any public…

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Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton

Margaret Colley

Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton, Britain Deploys Entire Royal-Analysis Industry “William chose well” enters the national bloodstream, where ordinary compliments are immediately converted into constitutional events LONDON — Britain’s royal-commentary infrastructure was placed on heightened alert after Tom Cruise reportedly looked at Catherine, Princess of Wales, and delivered the dangerously concise verdict: “William chose well, she’s beautiful.” The remark, reported by Grazia, contained five words of matrimonial analysis,…

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Guinness World Records Held by the Staff

Junglepussy

The Complete Guinness World Records Held by the Staff of The London Prat 🏆🗞️ The World’s Least Credible Newspaper Somehow Produces the World’s Most Incredible People The following Guinness World Records have not been recognized by anyone remotely qualified, including the actual Guinness World Records organisation. That’s precisely why we’re so proud of them. Editorial & Journalism World Records at Britain’s Most Dubious Newspaper 1. Most Satirical Articles Written Before Breakfast…