Political Governance

Reform Inquiry Clears Reform Advisers, Recommends Reform Look Into This Again Once Reform Has a Moment

Reform UK’s internal investigation finds two advisers filmed in a Channel 4 undercover donations sting did nothing wrong, as the Metropolitan Police carry on with their own criminal inquiry LONDON – Reform UK inquired into Reform UK advisers caught in an undercover donations sting, and cleared them. What’s the deal with investigating yourself. You already know where you were. You were at the inquiry. What the Undercover Donations Sting Actually…

Culture International Political Sports

Parliament Immediately Opens Inquiry Into the Rules of Football

England Loses Semi-Final, Parliament Immediately Opens Inquiry Into the Rules of Football MPs Demand Answers From a Sport That Has Existed, Unchanged, Since 1863 Following England’s exit from the semi-final on penalties — a phrase now legally required by tradition to appear in every national headline — Parliament has convened an emergency inquiry into the laws of football itself, on the grounds that a game England did not invent the…

Culture Current Absurdities Governance Social

Everything Is Under Control

Home Office Assures Public Everything Is Under Control, Immediately Opens Three More Reviews Department Confirms Confidence, Launches Immediate Investigation Into Own Confidence The Home Office has issued a statement assuring the public that the current situation is “fully under control,” a phrase that, under long-standing Whitehall tradition, is legally required to be followed within the hour by the announcement of at least three new reviews, two working groups, and one…

Locations

London Inquiry is not drama.

headline. In London, they convene a panel. London Inquiry is not drama. It is procedure with microphones. | According to the UK National Audit Office and parliamentary committee schedules, public inquiries and oversight hearings remain central features of governance in the capital. Financial oversight, policing review, infrastructure performance, procurement processes – nothing significant escapes eventual examination.