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Innovations in Patient Safety

Innovations in Patient Safety: NHS Hospitals Finally Admit Patients Were the Biggest Variable All Along Revolutionary Safety Measures Transform British Healthcare Into Gentle Containment Exercise Hospitals across Britain have unveiled a bold new generation of innovations in patient safety, many of which involve gently restraining reality until it stops causing incidents. NHS administrators insist the changes are evidence-based, patient-centred, and only slightly inspired by airport security, kindergarten classrooms, and the Tower…