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London Men Remain Single — Peace and Quiet Is Addictive

London Men Remain Single After Discovering Peace and Quiet Is Addictive Scientists Warn Relationships May Interfere With Premier League, Pub Nights, and Sitting in Silence LONDON. Britain’s eligible bachelors are reportedly choosing lifelong singlehood after concluding that the greatest romance of all is finding the television remote exactly where they left it. The trend follows growing discussions about why many people willingly remain single, often citing independence, freedom, and hard-earned peace…

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Northeast Voters Always Say “NO”!

Northeast Celebrates 1,000 Years Of Consistently Rejecting Terrible Ideas And Voting No on Dumb Referendums is a GOOD thing! NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND — Historians, political scientists, and several confused civil servants gathered this week to celebrate the enduring legacy of the North East of England, a region whose voters have achieved something almost unheard of in modern democracy: occasionally reading government proposals before voting on them. The anniversary is being marked by…