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AI’s Apocalypse Now or Later

Asha Mwangi

AI’s Apocalypse Now or Later: The City Trembles as Average Software Becomes Slightly Less Brilliant By General B.S. Slinger When Investors See AI, They See Red (Charts and the Tube Map) The City woke up yesterday and saw AI wasn’t just a buzzword anymore — it was an actual thing. Like a smart kettle that also contemplates mortality. Traders collectively spun in their ergonomic chairs, clutched mugs branded “I Survived…

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Successful Bankruptcy?

Alan Nafzger

Successful Bankruptcy (London Edition): Is There Anything Successful About Bankruptcy, or Is This Just Polite British Collapse? In Britain, bankruptcy does not arrive kicking down the door. It clears its throat, apologises for the inconvenience, and asks whether Tuesday works. The phrase “successful bankruptcy” exists here too, usually spoken in the careful tone reserved for discussing plumbing failures at dinner parties. It suggests that if you fail correctly, with the…