Labour Defence Crisis Deepens
Labour Defence Crisis Deepens After Ministers Discover Tanks Cannot Be Paid For With Positive Thinking LONDON. The Ministry of Defence was plunged into fresh turmoil this week after senior officials reportedly learned, to their visible distress, that armoured vehicles cannot be procured through manifestation, vision boards, or a really sincere group meditation. The revelation, described by one aide as “the worst budget meeting since the last budget meeting,” has forced…
