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Online Dating Industry Perfects the Business of Loneliness

Industry discovers happy couples are terrible for retention LONDON, ENGLAND – Britain’s online dating industry has reportedly discovered the most remarkable business model since the National Lottery: persuading millions of people to pay regularly for something they may never receive. The breakthrough follows another batch of astonishing exchanges published here, further evidence that dating apps can deliver enormous quantities of human interaction without producing anything resembling a healthy relationship. Industry…

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Mounjaro Injection Receipts

London Firms Replace CVs and Dating Profiles With Weekly Mounjaro Injection Receipts New Research Suggests Weight Loss Improves Women’s Chances of Finding Work and Partners, Prompting Britain to Put Boots in Charge of Social Mobility A new economic study suggests women who lose weight using GLP-1 medications become substantially more likely to find employment or enter a relationship, confirming that modern society can recognise a woman’s intelligence, personality and professional…