Tag: British journalism

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Scientology’s Takeover of William and Kate

Oeko Angebot

Twelve Clues Suggest Scientology Is Circling William and Kate, Thirteenth Clue Simply Reads ‘Seriously, How Many Royal Events Is Tom Cruise At?’ Royal journalist assembles 12 pieces of evidence Scientology has reached the heirs, immediately runs out of red string LONDON — Buckingham Palace has reportedly become concerned about Prince William and Catherine’s increasingly visible association with Tom Cruise, although the actual reporting rests on an anonymous source rather than any public…

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Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton

Margaret Colley

Tom Cruise Says Five Nice Words About Kate Middleton, Britain Deploys Entire Royal-Analysis Industry “William chose well” enters the national bloodstream, where ordinary compliments are immediately converted into constitutional events LONDON — Britain’s royal-commentary infrastructure was placed on heightened alert after Tom Cruise reportedly looked at Catherine, Princess of Wales, and delivered the dangerously concise verdict: “William chose well, she’s beautiful.” The remark, reported by Grazia, contained five words of matrimonial analysis,…

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How We Manufacture Evidence

Morag Sinclair

How We Manufacture Evidence: A Comprehensive Guide for Modern British Journalism The Insider’s Handbook to Creating Reality As trust in mainstream media continues to plummet, with Reuters Institute research showing declining confidence in news organisations across the UK, this guide satirises the creative liberties some outlets take with that pesky thing called “evidence.” While proper journalism relies on rigorous fact-checking and multiple sources, certain tabloids and spin doctors have pioneered innovative…

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London Discovers Jesse McCartney

Isla Campbell

London Discovers Jesse McCartney, Immediately Pretends It Always Knew Him London woke up this week, checked the weather, sighed at the drizzle, and then did what it always does when a millennial pop memory wanders into town: acted incredibly chill while quietly rearranging its personality. The catalyst was Jesse McCartney, spotted doing the unthinkable in London. Walking. Casually. Like a man with places to be and no security detail named Trevor.…