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Hong Kong Court Announces Award for Silencing Critics

Hannah MillerFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Hong Kong Court Announces “Best in Show” Award for Silencing Critics; Gold Medal Goes to Jimmy Lai’s 20-Year Sentence Beijing Bureau of the International League of Authoritarian Achievements In what officials are calling a landmark milestone in the championship of…

Starmer’s Drama School
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Starmer’s Drama School

AMWFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Drama School Starmer: When Westminster Became a One-Man Theatre Festival There are moments in British politics when history taps you on the shoulder. There are other moments when it clears its throat, adjusts the spotlight, and announces that tonight’s performance…

Starmer Solves Everything
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Starmer Solves Everything

AlanFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Starmer Solves Everything by Firing One Guy Nobody Voted For Anyway Westminster awoke this week to the soothing sound of a single, distant chair scraping backward. Crisis, it turns out, has a very specific noise. According to sources who spoke…

Sam Altman Discovers the Dinner Menu Has Changed
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Sam Altman Discovers the Dinner Menu Has Changed

AlanFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

The Left Eats Its Own: Sam Altman Discovers the Dinner Menu Has Changed 🍽️🤖 There is a sacred ritual on the modern Left. It is older than Twitter, stronger than irony, and far more predictable than a Tesla recall. First,…

Clintons Agree to Incriminate Themselves
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Clintons Agree to Incriminate Themselves

Harper ThamesFebruary 3, 2026

Clintons to Testify in Epstein Investigation: America’s Political Circus Reaches New Heights Watching American politics from across the pond has never been more entertaining The Financial Times recently reported that Bill and Hillary Clinton have agreed to testify before the US…

Tom Cruise: London Immigrants Dangerous
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Tom Cruise: London Immigrants Dangerous

AlanFebruary 2, 2026

Hollywood Discovers Law and Order After Tom Cruise Loses a Watch There are turning points in history. The moon landing. The invention of pizza delivery tracking. And now, the moment Tom Cruise reportedly looked at his wrist in London and realized his…

America’s Immigration Crackdown
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America’s Immigration Crackdown

JunglepussyFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Proud Boys Gazette: America’s Immigration Crackdown Inspires London’s Finest Patriots Yanks Clean House While Europe Clutches Pearls Over ICE Deportations By Nigel “No-Nonsense” Hargreaves, Chief Bloke and Pint-Slinger for Proud Boys of London LONDON — Oi, you lot! Gather ’round…

How Liberty Won the Internet
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How Liberty Won the Internet

AMWJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

How Liberty Won the Internet: A Chronicle of the Digital “Left Defeat” Narrative The Triumph Begins: Introduction to the “Left’s Loss” In the great digital gladiatorial arena that is the 21st-century internet, a new epic has unfurled. According to The Guardian’s…

Mark Twain’s Immortal Wisdom
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Mark Twain’s Immortal Wisdom

Bethan MorganJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Mark Twain’s Immortal Wisdom Meets Modern British Left-Wing Politics Here we go — a gleeful, snark-seasoned satirical riff on Mark Twain’s immortal wisdom: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”…

Marxists Losing the Internet
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Marxists Losing the Internet

Isla CampbellJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

How U.K. Marxists Losing the Internet Is Actually Freedom Winning Let’s start with the heart of The Guardian’s claim: they argue that digital platforms destroyed traditional “liberal” messaging—though let’s be honest, we’re talking about Marxists and Bolsheviks who want total economic, social, and…

The Populist King Trump
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The Populist King Trump

AlanJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

The Populist King Trump and the Left’s Imaginary Monarchy: A View From the U.K. In a political moment that feels like Game of Thrones crashed into a sixth form politics lecture, the United States finds itself simultaneously mocking and pretending there might…

Starmer Promises “Decisive Action Soon”
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Starmer Promises “Decisive Action Soon”

Mei Lin ChenJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer Promises “Decisive Action Soon,” Westminster Sets Calendar to Vague Urgency Declared, Timeline Misplaced The Prime Minister this week promised that “decisive action” is coming soon, a phrase delivered with enough gravity to suggest movement, but not enough specificity to…

Starmer Tackles Greenland Tariff Crisis
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Starmer Tackles Greenland Tariff Crisis

Violet WoolfJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer Tackles Greenland Tariff Crisis By Firmly Telling Trump He’s “Wrong” Diplomacy Peaks Briefly, Then Moves On In a decisive act of international leadership, the Prime Minister addressed the Greenland tariff crisis this week by firmly informing Donald Trump that…

Starmer Says Britain Is “At a Turning Point”
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Starmer Says Britain Is “At a Turning Point”

Bethan MorganJanuary 31, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer Says Britain Is “At a Turning Point,” Public Notes It Looks a Lot Like the Last One History Declared, Context Reused The Prime Minister this week announced that Britain is “at a turning point,” a phrase delivered with the…

Starmer Says Government Is “Building Momentum”
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Starmer Says Government Is “Building Momentum”

Isla CampbellJanuary 30, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer Says Government Is “Building Momentum,” Public Asks Where It’s Being Stored Energy Detected, Motion Still Theoretical The Prime Minister this week assured the nation that the government is “building momentum,” a phrase delivered with the calm assurance of someone…

Starmer Says Britain Is “Stabilising”
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Starmer Says Britain Is “Stabilising”

Siobhan O’DonnellJanuary 30, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer Says Britain Is “Stabilising,” Nation Wonders If This Is the Final Form Calm Achieved, Ambition Quietly Lowered The Prime Minister this week reassured the country that Britain is “stabilising,” a declaration delivered with the soothing tone of a pilot…

Starmer Says Britain Is “On the Right Path”
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Starmer Says Britain Is “On the Right Path”

Siobhan O’DonnellJanuary 29, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer Says Britain Is “On the Right Path,” Nation Asks If There’s a Map, Signs, or a Bench Direction Confirmed, Orientation Optional The Prime Minister this week assured the country that Britain is “on the right path,” a statement delivered…

Starmer’s War With Elon Musk
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Starmer’s War With Elon Musk

Lowri GriffithsJanuary 29, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer’s War With Elon Musk Continues, Proving World Leaders Just Need Drama While roads quietly deteriorate, hospitals improvise, and policy papers age gracefully into irrelevance, the Prime Minister has once again found himself locked in a highly visible dispute with…

Government “Laser-Focused”
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Government “Laser-Focused”

Charlotte WhitmoreJanuary 28, 2026January 20, 2026

Government “Laser-Focused” on Cost of Living Except When Busy Focused on Everything Else The government has once again reassured the public that it is “laser-focused” on the cost of living, a phrase delivered with such consistency that it now functions…

Starmer Urges Patience
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Starmer Urges Patience

Violet WoolfJanuary 28, 2026January 20, 2026

Starmer Urges Patience, Says “These Things Take Time,” Nation Checks Watch, Calendar, Then History Books Time Requested, Deadline Undefined The Prime Minister this week urged the public to be patient, reminding them that “these things take time,” a statement delivered…

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