Hong Kong Court Announces “Best in Show” Award for Silencing Critics; Gold Medal Goes to Jimmy Lai’s 20-Year Sentence Beijing Bureau of the International League of Authoritarian Achievements In what officials are calling a landmark milestone in the championship of…
Drama School Starmer: When Westminster Became a One-Man Theatre Festival There are moments in British politics when history taps you on the shoulder. There are other moments when it clears its throat, adjusts the spotlight, and announces that tonight’s performance…
Starmer Solves Everything by Firing One Guy Nobody Voted For Anyway Westminster awoke this week to the soothing sound of a single, distant chair scraping backward. Crisis, it turns out, has a very specific noise. According to sources who spoke…
The Left Eats Its Own: Sam Altman Discovers the Dinner Menu Has Changed đ˝ď¸đ¤ There is a sacred ritual on the modern Left. It is older than Twitter, stronger than irony, and far more predictable than a Tesla recall. First,…
Clintons to Testify in Epstein Investigation: America’s Political Circus Reaches New Heights Watching American politics from across the pond has never been more entertaining The Financial Times recently reported that Bill and Hillary Clinton have agreed to testify before the US…
Hollywood Discovers Law and Order After Tom Cruise Loses a Watch There are turning points in history. The moon landing. The invention of pizza delivery tracking. And now, the moment Tom Cruise reportedly looked at his wrist in London and realized his…
Proud Boys Gazette: America’s Immigration Crackdown Inspires London’s Finest Patriots Yanks Clean House While Europe Clutches Pearls Over ICE Deportations By Nigel “No-Nonsense” Hargreaves, Chief Bloke and Pint-Slinger for Proud Boys of London LONDON — Oi, you lot! Gather ’round…
How Liberty Won the Internet: A Chronicle of the Digital “Left Defeat” Narrative The Triumph Begins: Introduction to the “Left’s Loss” In the great digital gladiatorial arena that is the 21st-century internet, a new epic has unfurled. According to The Guardian’s…
Mark Twain’s Immortal Wisdom Meets Modern British Left-Wing Politics Here we go â a gleeful, snark-seasoned satirical riff on Mark Twain’s immortal wisdom: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”…
How U.K. Marxists Losing the Internet Is Actually Freedom Winning Let’s start with the heart of The Guardian’s claim: they argue that digital platforms destroyed traditional “liberal” messagingâthough let’s be honest, we’re talking about Marxists and Bolsheviks who want total economic, social, and…
The Populist King Trump and the Left’s Imaginary Monarchy: A View From the U.K. In a political moment that feels like Game of Thrones crashed into a sixth form politics lecture, the United States finds itself simultaneously mocking and pretending there might…
Starmer Promises âDecisive Action Soon,â Westminster Sets Calendar to Vague Urgency Declared, Timeline Misplaced The Prime Minister this week promised that âdecisive actionâ is coming soon, a phrase delivered with enough gravity to suggest movement, but not enough specificity to…
Starmer Tackles Greenland Tariff Crisis By Firmly Telling Trump He’s “Wrong” Diplomacy Peaks Briefly, Then Moves On In a decisive act of international leadership, the Prime Minister addressed the Greenland tariff crisis this week by firmly informing Donald Trump that…
Starmer Says Britain Is âAt a Turning Point,â Public Notes It Looks a Lot Like the Last One History Declared, Context Reused The Prime Minister this week announced that Britain is âat a turning point,â a phrase delivered with the…
Starmer Says Government Is âBuilding Momentum,â Public Asks Where Itâs Being Stored Energy Detected, Motion Still Theoretical The Prime Minister this week assured the nation that the government is âbuilding momentum,â a phrase delivered with the calm assurance of someone…
Starmer Says Britain Is âStabilising,â Nation Wonders If This Is the Final Form Calm Achieved, Ambition Quietly Lowered The Prime Minister this week reassured the country that Britain is âstabilising,â a declaration delivered with the soothing tone of a pilot…
Starmer Says Britain Is âOn the Right Path,â Nation Asks If Thereâs a Map, Signs, or a Bench Direction Confirmed, Orientation Optional The Prime Minister this week assured the country that Britain is âon the right path,â a statement delivered…
Starmerâs War With Elon Musk Continues, Proving World Leaders Just Need Drama While roads quietly deteriorate, hospitals improvise, and policy papers age gracefully into irrelevance, the Prime Minister has once again found himself locked in a highly visible dispute with…
Government âLaser-Focusedâ on Cost of Living Except When Busy Focused on Everything Else The government has once again reassured the public that it is âlaser-focusedâ on the cost of living, a phrase delivered with such consistency that it now functions…
Starmer Urges Patience, Says âThese Things Take Time,â Nation Checks Watch, Calendar, Then History Books Time Requested, Deadline Undefined The Prime Minister this week urged the public to be patient, reminding them that âthese things take time,â a statement delivered…
