Treason Debate Lasts Longer Than Winter Olympics Itself Athletes Asked To Declare Treason Status Alongside Drug Testing The Winter Games were expected to feature skiing, skating, and that one sport where a person aggressively sweeps ice like they are late for company.…
Personal Trainers in London UK: The Only People Who Charge £90 An Hour To Yell “Breathe” London has many historic institutions. The monarchy. The Tube. That pigeon in Trafalgar Square who has seniority over three prime ministers. And then, towering…
London Opens First Thames Wild Swimming Spot, Immediately Regrets Teaching The River About Humans Citizens Urged To Experience Nature While Nature Files Complaint The City of London this week unveiled its first official wild swimming area in the River Thames, a…
Olympic Ice Dancing Declared A “Sport” After Judges Successfully Interpret Feelings MILAN, ITALY – The Winter Olympics once again reminded humanity that some competitions are decided by measurable facts like speed, distance, and physics… and others are decided by vibes, aura, and whether…
Manchester United co-owner says UK has been ‘colonized by immigrants’ Five Quick Observations Before Kickoff ⚽ Manchester United’s bench has so many passports it needs its own customs queue at Old Trafford. If 69.5 million becomes 70 million after rounding,…
Marxists Boo JD Vance at Winter Olympics, Mistake Opening Ceremony for Required Struggle Session European Marxists Confuse Athletic Competition with Political Theater The Winter Olympics in Milan briefly paused the celebration of human endurance, national pride, and people voluntarily sliding down mountains…
Adidas UK Accidentally Sends Running Shoes to the Winter Olympics, Confirms Speed Is Now a Snow Sport ❄️👟 This piece examines the very real vulnerabilities in global supply chain operations and corporate logistics. While this particular Adidas incident is almost…
London Football Fans Demand VAR Review of Their Own Life Choices London football fans have reached a stage of emotional maturity previously thought impossible, or at least postponed until retirement. After years of demanding VAR reviews for offsides measured in…
Arsenal FC: Football as a Moral Framework | A Club That Believes It Is Right
Hendon FC: Football With Institutional Memory | A Club That Remembers Everything
London Futball Becomes City’s Primary Source of Weather Complaints London used to complain about the weather because it was there. Rain existed. Wind happened. Grey was a lifestyle choice. Then Futball arrived and said, no, no, this is about us…
Walton & Hersham FC: Football With Momentum | A Club on the Move
Northwood FC: Football Without Drama | A Club That Values Order
Balham FC: Football Powered by Flat Whites and Optimism | A Club With Brunch Energy
Goals Soccer Centres: Football as a Utility | A Brand That Monetised Five-a-Side
Tooting & Mitcham United FC: Football That Refuses to Vanish | A Club Older Than Most Arguments
World Taxi Organization: Taxi Olympics Coming to Los Angeles: Global Meters Set to Glory The Taxi Olympics are the only sporting event where the phrase “I know a faster way” is considered both a threat and a promise. Los Angeles…
London.rodeo Promises “Authentic Rodeo,” Delivers a QR Code and a Hat You’re Afraid to Sweat In | Nothing says rugged like dry-clean-only denim
SOHO Traders Discover Cattle: London.rodeo Lets You Invest in Ranches Without Ever Meeting a Cow | The cleanest ranch in history has a checkout page
New Site Sells Rodeo Tickets and Ranch Shares, So Your Portfolio Can Smell Like Leather and Delusion | Now you can diversify into dust, drama, and denim
