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London Grammar Fans Insist the Band Is a Mood, Not Music
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London Grammar Fans Insist the Band Is a Mood, Not Music

Alan NafzgerMarch 31, 2024

London Grammar Fans Insist the Band Is a Mood, Not Music | London Grammar Explained as Emotional Weather System

Night Bus Linguistics Professor Documents 847 Cryptic Conversations, Understands None of Them
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Night Bus Linguistics Professor Documents 847 Cryptic Conversations, Understands None of Them

Morag SinclairMarch 30, 2024

Night Bus Linguistics Professor Documents 847 Cryptic Conversations, Understands None of Them | I told him about the pigeons, yeah? named most common incomprehensible statement

London Zone 1 Map: City Condenses Itself for Convenience
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London Zone 1 Map: City Condenses Itself for Convenience

AMWMarch 29, 2024

London Zone 1 Map: City Condenses Itself for Convenience | London Zone 1 Map Explained for People Who Think This Is All of London

Chiswick: West London’s Comfortable Confidence With a Sourdough Opinion
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Chiswick: West London’s Comfortable Confidence With a Sourdough Opinion

Violet WoolfMarch 27, 2024

Chiswick: West London’s Comfortable Confidence With a Sourdough Opinion | A Neighbourhood That Has Already Decided

London Latitude Confirms Geography Is Emotional
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London Latitude Confirms Geography Is Emotional

Alan NafzgerMarch 26, 2024

London Latitude Confirms Geography Is Emotional | London Latitude Explained as Mathematical Fact With Mood

Acton: West London’s Honest Hustle With a Bus-Route Brain
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Acton: West London’s Honest Hustle With a Bus-Route Brain

Alan NafzgerMarch 25, 2024

Acton: West London’s Honest Hustle With a Bus-Route Brain | A Practical Portrait of Acton’s Shortcuts, Side Streets, and Everyday Intelligence

Shakespeare Modernisation Study Finds Audiences Prefer Hamlet With More Quips About Uber Eats
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Shakespeare Modernisation Study Finds Audiences Prefer Hamlet With More Quips About Uber Eats

Bethan MorganMarch 23, 2024

Shakespeare Modernisation Study Finds Audiences Prefer Hamlet With More Quips About Uber Eats | Small theatres report 400% increase in comprehension when Bard’s soliloquies reference contactless payment

Harlesden: North West London’s Loud Soul With Zero Apologies
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Harlesden: North West London’s Loud Soul With Zero Apologies

Harper ThamesMarch 22, 2024

Harlesden: North West London’s Loud Soul With Zero Apologies | A Neighbourhood Where Music, Markets, and Memory Refuse to Whisper

London Red Card: Instant Judgment in a City That Loves a Verdict
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London Red Card: Instant Judgment in a City That Loves a Verdict

Alan NafzgerMarch 18, 2024

London Red Card: Instant Judgment in a City That Loves a Verdict | London Red Card and the Drama of Dismissal

London Bridge Continues Falling Down Emotionally
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London Bridge Continues Falling Down Emotionally

Alan NafzgerMarch 16, 2024

London Bridge Continues Falling Down Emotionally | London Bridge Explained to Tourists Who Expected Something Else

Lauren London Accidentally Becomes London Lauren and Confuses an Entire City
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Lauren London Accidentally Becomes London Lauren and Confuses an Entire City

Alan NafzgerMarch 15, 2024

Lauren London Accidentally Becomes London Lauren and Confuses an Entire City | Lauren London, London Lauren, and the SEO Disaster No One Planned

Prime Minister Declares Empire Finished
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Prime Minister Declares Empire Finished

Mei Lin ChenMarch 11, 2024

Prime Minister Declares Empire Finished, Nation Checks Map Just to Be Certain London, December 1961. The Prime Minister has confirmed what many Britons have long suspected but preferred not to say aloud: the British Empire, once extensive enough to require…

London Olympics Remembered as the Week Britain Believed in Itself
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London Olympics Remembered as the Week Britain Believed in Itself

Alan NafzgerMarch 10, 2024

London Olympics Remembered as the Week Britain Believed in Itself | London Olympics Framed as Temporary National Confidence Event

Britain Discovers Package Holidays
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Britain Discovers Package Holidays

JunglepussyMarch 7, 2024

Britain Discovers Package Holidays | Wonders If Enjoyment Requires Permission

Islington: Where London Forms a Committee About Feelings
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Islington: Where London Forms a Committee About Feelings

Mei Lin ChenMarch 7, 2024

Islington: Where London Forms a Committee About Feelings | A Deeply Earnest Satire of Islington’s Ethics, Cafes, and Thoughtful Certainty

London Cab: Authority On Four Wheels
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London Cab: Authority On Four Wheels

Lowri GriffithsMarch 6, 2024

London Cab: Authority On Four Wheels | London Cab Explained As Transport With Certification

Britain Embraces Modern Consumer Credit
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Britain Embraces Modern Consumer Credit

Carys EvansMarch 5, 2024

Britain Embraces Modern Consumer Credit, Immediately Promises to Use It Sensibly London, 1961. The British public has shown increasing enthusiasm for modern methods of purchasing goods it does not yet own with money it does not currently possess, a development…

London 10 Day Weather Forecast Remains an Act of Collective Faith
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London 10 Day Weather Forecast Remains an Act of Collective Faith

Alan NafzgerMarch 2, 2024

London 10 Day Weather Forecast Remains an Act of Collective Faith | London 10 Day Weather Explained to People Who Still Make Plans

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