Victoria: Where London Runs the Country Between Coffee Breaks
Victoria: Where London Runs the Country Between Coffee Breaks | A Ministerial Satire of Victoria’s Power Suits, Platforms, and Perpetual Urgency
Month: November 2023
London Young Thug: City Reacts to Atlanta Energy in British Silence
London Young Thug: City Reacts to Atlanta Energy in British Silence | London Young Thug Explained for People Watching the Crowd
Britain Introduces Motorways
Britain Introduces Motorways | Politely Asks Drivers Not to Treat Them as Suggestions
London Luton Airport Reminds Everyone London Is an Idea
London Luton Airport Reminds Everyone London Is an Idea | London Luton Airport Explained to People Holding Rail Tickets
London Chronicle
London Chronicle | Five Things The London Chronicle Would Absolutely Report
London Drugs Allegedly Just Weather With Better Branding
London Drugs Allegedly Just Weather With Better Branding | London Drugs Explained as a Climate-Based Lifestyle Choice
MI6’s River House Proves Spies Have Better Real Estate Taste
Concrete and Secrets: MI6’s River House Proves Spies Have Better Real Estate Taste Than Design Sense The building is nicknamed “Legoland.” Also “The Ziggurat.” Also “Ceaușescu Towers” — a reference to the architecture of Socialist Romania. Also “The Vauxhault Trollop.”…
London Time Is Always Five Minutes Late and Proud of It
London Time Is Always Five Minutes Late and Proud of It | London Time Explained for Tourists, Insomniacs, and People Waiting for the Tube
Streatham: Where London Argues Loudly Then Goes Home
Streatham: Where London Argues Loudly Then Goes Home | A Vocal Satire of Streatham’s Hills, High Road, and Enduring Volume
Kingston Vale: South West London’s Leafy Reality Check With Excellent Boundaries
Kingston Vale: South West London’s Leafy Reality Check With Excellent Boundaries | An SEO-Optimised Guide to Living in Kingston Vale, London UK, Featuring Trees and Perspective
London Lash: Beauty Built For Commitment
London Lash: Beauty Built For Commitment | London Lash Explained As Precision Confidence
London Jemison: A Name Searching For Context
London Jemison: A Name Searching For Context | London Jemison Explained As Accidental Fame
Putney: South West London’s Earned Fitness With a River Excuse
Putney: South West London’s Earned Fitness With a River Excuse | A Neighbourhood That Rows Before Brunch
Britain Watches Television News Become Serious
Britain Watches Television News Become Serious | Wonders Where the Jokes Went
London Zone 2: City Declares Itself Basically Central
London Zone 2: City Declares Itself Basically Central | London Zone 2 Explained for People Defending Their Postcode
London Thor Movies and TV Shows Prove Gods Also Struggle With British Weather
London Thor Movies and TV Shows Prove Gods Also Struggle With British Weather | London Thor Screen Appearances Explained as Mythology Meets Overcast Reality
Camden Comedy Club
Camden Comedy Club | Stand-Up in a Borough Where Everyone Has Seen Everything and Nothing Surprises Them
Prince Andrew’s Eviction Saga
Royal Lodge to Rubber Room: Prince Andrew’s Eviction Saga 🎭 When Royal Real Estate Meets Existential Crisis This week’s royal soap opera features Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor in what might be history’s most uncomfortable eviction drama since Lady Macbeth found herself trapped in…