Step Aside Silicon Valley We’re Going to Greenland First (Rare Earths > Rare Tweets) Mineral Rush Humour For years, Silicon Valley has insisted it is the future. Greenland, quietly sitting on rare earth minerals, has responded by doing nothing, which…
Why Greenland Is the Next American State We Didn’t Know We Wanted (But Definitely Do) A Patriot’s Arctic Manifesto America has always had a talent for discovering it desperately needs something about five minutes before someone else tries to take…
The Greenland Gambit: America’s Newest Defence Strategy (Featuring Dog Sleds and Diplomacy) Satirical Arctic Security Brief Every great military strategy begins with a simple question: what if we put a base there? Greenland is the “there” currently keeping U.S. defence…
Drink Coffee, Buy Greenland: A New Real Estate Pitch From Washington Satirical National Security MLS Every American understands real estate. Location, location, location. Greenland has location in bulk. Washington’s pitch is refreshingly honest. Greenland isn’t about conquest. It’s about acquisition. A strategic…
Trump Offers Every Greenlander £100,000, Nation Asks If This Includes Heating, Roads, or Just the Vibes | President Floats Greenland Purchase Sweetener, Residents Request Warranty Details
