How Liberty Won the Internet: A Chronicle of the Digital “Left Defeat” Narrative The Triumph Begins: Introduction to the “Left’s Loss” In the great digital gladiatorial arena that is the 21st-century internet, a new epic has unfurled. According to The Guardian’s…
How U.K. Marxists Losing the Internet Is Actually Freedom Winning Let’s start with the heart of The Guardian’s claim: they argue that digital platforms destroyed traditional “liberal” messaging—though let’s be honest, we’re talking about Marxists and Bolsheviks who want total economic, social, and…
Amazon’s Plan to Buy Half of OpenAI Leads to Rumours They’ll Own the Other Half by Elevenses 🍵💼 Amazon Announces AI Bailout for ChatGPT After It Refuses to Shop on Amazon; “Alexa, Buy OpenAI!” Becomes New Catchphrase 🛒📊 Five Key…
Europe Discovers Chinese AI Is Dangerous, Immediately Asks It to Help Write the Safety Report Brussels has officially concluded that Chinese artificial intelligence poses a serious strategic risk to Europe, which is why several ministries are currently using it to…
Beijing Unveils New AI Chatbot “MSS” That Helpfully Reports Your Questions Before You Finish Asking Them BEIJING — In a move described by officials as “convenient for everyone who enjoys pre-approved curiosity,” China this week introduced a new artificial intelligence language model called…
Tech City London: Where Everyone’s a Founder and No One’s Profitable Once known as Silicon Roundabout—a name that sounded like a tech hub invented by a local council after one oat-milk latte—Tech City London remains the only place in Britain where…
A exploration of Google’s data collection practices in the UK, inspired by recent reports about the company’s new Personal Intelligence feature that analyzes users’ Gmail, Photos, YouTube history, and search logs to surface personal patterns and recommendations. 1. The Exact…
Nudify Apps: The Digital Wardrobe Malfunction That Makes Airport Security Look Competent Tech giants promise moderation but deliver moderation-flavored chaos as AI undressing apps spread faster than rumours at a high school reunion In what experts are calling “the greatest…
China Kicked Out of Horizon Europe; Researchers Disappointed They’ll Have to Steal Intellectual Property the Old-Fashioned Way International Collaboration Program Accidentally Forces Innovation in Photocopier Technology Brussels officials this week announced that China would no longer be allowed to participate…
Huawei Announces Phone Now 60% Chinese Parts; Other 40% Listed as “Don’t Worry About It” 📱🌏 SHENZHEN — At a glossy product launch featuring laser lights, orchestral techno, and a PowerPoint slide that simply read “Trust Us,” Huawei proudly unveiled its newest smartphone…
Tech City Investor Praises Startup’s “Vision” After Forgetting What They Actually Do The venture capital ecosystem in Silicon Roundabout has developed a peculiar characteristic: investors frequently fund companies without fully understanding what they do. This phenomenon, enabled by buzzword-heavy pitch decks…
Startup Founder Confirms App Will Disrupt Industry That Was Doing Fine The technology startup scene, particularly in areas like Silicon Roundabout, has become synonymous with “disruption” — the practice of applying technology to solve problems that didn’t actually exist. While…
Silicon Roundabout Cafe Raises Series A Funding for Oat Milk Subscription Service The East London Tech City startup ecosystem has become notorious for applying venture capital funding models to increasingly absurd business concepts. While legitimate startups struggle to secure investment, the…
Old Street Founder Pivots from “Airbnb for Dogs” to “Uber for Dog Walkers” The Silicon Roundabout startup scene has developed a peculiar formula for innovation: take an existing successful company (Uber, Airbnb, Netflix), add “for [random noun],” and declare it a…
📱 Social Media Hysteria Declared Fourth Natural Disaster, Citizens Advised To Remain Online At All Times GLOBAL INTERNET — Social media platforms entered a state of full emotional emergency this week after users discovered a new thing to be furious about,…
Context Is a Foreign Language: “Damn You, Autocorrect!” How a Helpful Feature Became Humanity’s Most Passive-Aggressive Colleague In the early 1990s, Microsoft employee Dean Hachamovitch had a vision. Working on Word 6.0, he noticed the program’s glossary feature could be…
Social Media Impact How Humanity Invented a Mirror That Yells Back Social media was sold as a tool. It became a lifestyle. Then a personality. Then a moral authority. What began as a way to share photos of dogs has…
AI Hype: How a PowerPoint Deck Became the Smartest Thing in the Room Satirical journalism is supposed to do two things at once: explain reality and humiliate it. So let us be clear at the top. Artificial Intelligence did not…
Are We All Plagiarists Now, Or Just Terribly Well-Read? In an age where “borrowing” is considered collaboration and “lifting” is merely efficient research, Britain’s universities, newsrooms, and creative industries face an uncomfortable truth: UK plagiarism has evolved from shameful transgression to accepted…
The Great Acronym Fog: SEO, GEO, and the Industry That Accidentally Ate the Alphabet There are moments in every profession when it collectively stops, looks around, and realises it has been arguing with itself in public for an entire year.…
