Allies Bomb Syria Again, Call It ‘Targeted’ Because They Meant To
Allies Bomb Syria Again, Call It ‘Targeted’ Because They Meant To | Precision defined by intention rather than consequence
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Trump Says America Needs Greenland for Security
Trump Says America Needs Greenland for Security; Security Experts Suggest Perhaps a Blanket and Thermos š§¤ WASHINGTONĀ ā Former President Donald Trump declared this week that the United States has an urgent national security interest inĀ Greenland, citing reasons that ranged from…
Democrats Preach Hate, See What Happens
ICE and Spice Route: Democrats Enthuse Chaos, See What Happens A Minneapolis Incident Turns Into A Political Barn Dance With Shotguns and Snowballs In the funky little urban garden of Minneapolis, a tale unfolded on 7 January 2026 that could…
The Great WRX20 Identity Crisis
The Great WRX20 Identity Crisis How a West Java Car Club Accidentally Became the Wolf of Wall Street (Without the Yachts) ššø Somewhere between a tire squeal in Bandung and a confused Google search in Ohio, the internet committed one…
UK and France Bomb ‘Suspected’ ISIS Site, Confident It Looked Terroristy Enough
UK and France Bomb ‘Suspected’ ISIS Site, Confident It Looked Terroristy Enough | Officials confirm suspicion remains cheaper than certainty
Two-Thirds of UK Voters Confident Immigration Is Rising, Cite Vibes, Headlines, and A Strong Feeling They Had on the Bus
Two-Thirds of UK Voters Confident Immigration Is Rising, Cite Vibes, Headlines, and A Strong Feeling They Had on the Bus | Public Perception Defies Official Statistics in Latest Poll
UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant
UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant | Officials insist strike was about security, not attention, despite timing
UK Allocates Ā£200m to Ukraine Deployment, Assures Public It Is Definitely Not a War and Absolutely Not Expensive
UK Allocates Ā£200m to Ukraine Deployment, Assures Public It Is Definitely Not a War and Absolutely Not Expensive | Ministry Describes Funds as Supporting ‘Presence’ Rather Than Combat Operations
Middle Eastern Nation Pulls Students From Britain After Discovering ‘Radicalisation’ Includes Seminars, Slogans, and Twitter With Opinions
Middle Eastern Nation Pulls Students From Britain After Discovering ‘Radicalisation’ Includes Seminars, Slogans, and Twitter With Opinions | Government Concerns Over UK Campus Culture and Political Activism
London Streets Fill With Protesters, Government Responds by Monitoring Vigorously
London Streets Fill With Protesters, Government Responds by Monitoring Vigorously | Officials confirm events are being watched with exceptional attentiveness
Trump, Putin and Zelensky Trade Statements While Hypersonic Missiles Continue Waiting Patiently for Adult Supervision
Trump, Putin and Zelensky Trade Statements While Hypersonic Missiles Continue Waiting Patiently for Adult Supervision | Global Diplomacy Unfolds Through Press Conferences and Social Media Posts
Trump Offers Every Greenlander Ā£100,000, Nation Asks If This Includes Heating, Roads, or Just the Vibes
Trump Offers Every Greenlander Ā£100,000, Nation Asks If This Includes Heating, Roads, or Just the Vibes | President Floats Greenland Purchase Sweetener, Residents Request Warranty Details
France, UK and Germany Issue Stern Joint Statement on Iran, Iran Responds by Continuing Exactly As Before
France, UK and Germany Issue Stern Joint Statement on Iran, Iran Responds by Continuing Exactly As Before | European Powers Unite in Carefully Worded Declaration, Tehran Acknowledges and Ignores
Venezuela Learns It Is Being Governed
Venezuela Learns It Is Being Governed via Strongly Worded American Suggestion Caracas Receives Latest Policy Guidance Through Public Statements CARACAS ā Venezuelan officials confirmed Monday that the country is now being governed primarily through a sequence of strongly worded American…
Prince Andrew Moving to Texas
Palace Confirms Prince Andrew Has Chosen Freedom, Fried Cactus, and Loving County, Texas Buckingham PalaceĀ confirmed this week thatĀ Prince AndrewĀ has decided the only sensible response to modern royal life is to move to West Texas, purchase a hat large enough to…
Chinese Dumpling Plot
Wonton and On and On: The Great Chinese Dumpling Plot to Immobilize London The Modern “Spyware” Is Doughware Londoners today aren’t being surveilled by hidden cameras or mysterious satellites leaking secrets back to Beijing. Nope. They’re being surveilled by something…
America Claims Western Hemisphere
Trump’s Donroe Doctrine: America Claims Western Hemisphere Like a Holiday Let Gone Rogue š Washington stirred this week to find the Western Hemisphere had been quietly but firmly brought under fresh supervision, following former President Donald Trump’s unveiling of the…
Britain is “Spa Experience Only”
Meghan Officially Reclassifies Britain as “Spa Experience Only” Following Latest Non-Visit Duchess Reportedly Views UK as Wellness Retreat Rather Than Actual Country In a clarification released through sources familiar with the matter and at least one yoga mat, Meghan has…
You May Be Visiting the UK
Britain Invents Schrƶdinger’s Border: You May Or May Not Be Visiting the UK, But You’ve Definitely Filled Out the Form The United Kingdom, a nation famous for orderly queues, warm beer, and the unshakable belief that paperwork builds character, has…
United Arab Emirates’ “No Brain Gain” Policy
UAE Announces New “No Brain Gain” Policy In a breathtaking display of strategic foresight that rivals a beachside sandcastle architect confronted with the tide, the United Arab Emirates has unveiled what officials are calling a “No Brain Gain” policy ā…