ICE and Spice Route: Democrats Enthuse Chaos, See What Happens A Minneapolis Incident Turns Into A Political Barn Dance With Shotguns and Snowballs In the funky little urban garden of Minneapolis, a tale unfolded on 7 January 2026 that could…
Trump Says America Needs Greenland for Security; Security Experts Suggest Perhaps a Blanket and Thermos 𧤠WASHINGTON â Former President Donald Trump declared this week that the United States has an urgent national security interest in Greenland, citing reasons that ranged from…
Trump’s Donroe Doctrine: America Claims Western Hemisphere Like a Holiday Let Gone Rogue đ Washington stirred this week to find the Western Hemisphere had been quietly but firmly brought under fresh supervision, following former President Donald Trump’s unveiling of the…
Trump Issues List of Demands to Caracas, Calls It “Very Fair, Very Simple, Very Me” President Delivers Policy Framework Doubling as Brand Slogan WASHINGTON â President Donald Trump on Tuesday issued a list of demands to Venezuela’s leadership, describing the document…
Venezuela Learns It Is Being Governed via Strongly Worded American Suggestion Caracas Receives Latest Policy Guidance Through Public Statements CARACAS â Venezuelan officials confirmed Monday that the country is now being governed primarily through a sequence of strongly worded American…
UK Gives Denmark a Hug, Trump Asks âIs Greenland Veganâ While Demanding It Anyway The British government moved swiftly this week to support Denmark after Donald Trump once again floated the idea that Greenland should somehow belong to the United…
Britain Declares War on EU Red Tape, Loses Every Round in Bureaucracy Boxing Match Britain’s latest attempt to “simplify” its relationship with the European Union has been described by insiders as less of a reform agenda and more of a…
U.S. Customs Adds “Unacceptable Opinions” to List of Prohibited Items Border Agents Now Screening Passengers’ Tweets Alongside Their Carry-On Liquids At some point in the last few years, international travel quietly stopped being about passports, tickets, and whether you remembered…
EU demonstrates radical new tactic of not panicking; Britain takes notes, loses notes, blames notes Britain Discovers the Channel Is Still There, Migrants Take Notes In a development that shocked absolutely no one except the people paid to be shocked, migrant…
