Why the Left Needs Amy Schumer to Stay Miserable How Body Positivity Quietly Became a Permission-Based System for Feeling Good Setup: Amy Schumer losing weight should have been a non-event. People lose weight all the time. Londoners lose weight accidentally…
Punch & Judy on the Pier: Britain’s Beloved Child-Traumatizing Puppet Show Refuses to Die How Domestic Violence Puppetry Became a Heritage Art Form On London’s South Bank, amidst the cultural sophistication of the National Theatre and the Tate Modern, a…
UK Plans in Shambles After Prince Harry Suggests Budgeting, Meghan Markle Suggests Champagne There are moments in history when great nations pivot on a single decision. The moon landing. The invention of tea breaks. And now, reportedly, a domestic disagreement…
UK Strategy Goes Tits Up; Sussex Household Switches to Toe-Tapping Solve In a development political scientists are calling “inevitable once jazz hands entered the policy phase,” long-range planning connected to the United Kingdom has reportedly veered off the motorway and…
London Discovers Jesse McCartney, Immediately Pretends It Always Knew Him London woke up this week, checked the weather, sighed at the drizzle, and then did what it always does when a millennial pop memory wanders into town: acted incredibly chill…
Elon Musk Declares War on Ancient Greece, Hollywood Declares War on History, Popcorn Declares Neutrality đż There are few things more powerful than a billionaire with WiFi and a grudge against a screenplay. When Elon Musk reportedly huffed about the…
Eurotrash, Marxists, and Labour’s Grand Scheme to Hide Melania From British Eyes Fails Spectacularly How the European Left Tried to Cancel a Documentary and Ended Up Proving Trump Always Wins In what can only be described as a masterclass in…
Royal Daughters Launch Desperate Mission To Stop Mom’s Tell-All MemoirâWhat Fergie Knows Will Shock You Princess Beatrice and Eugenie Deploy Every Weapon in Daughterly Arsenal to Prevent Literary Apocalypse According to multiple reports from The Express and The Telegraph, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess…
Hollywood Discovers Law and Order After Tom Cruise Loses a Watch There are turning points in history. The moon landing. The invention of pizza delivery tracking. And now, the moment Tom Cruise reportedly looked at his wrist in London and realized his…
Nation Relieved As Prince Andrew Relocated To Wolferton Village Where Everyone Thinks Andrew Can Fix Their Shed Roof WOLFERTON, NORFOLKÂ â In what royal aides are calling a “strategic deployment to a lower-expectations environment,” Prince Andrew has reportedly settled into the…
Meghan Markle Unveils Revolutionary Parenting Strategy: Shielding Children From Criticism by Literally Using Them as Shields In what experts are calling the most literal interpretation of “family first” in modern media history, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, is reportedly planning to bring…
Meghan Markle Unveils Revolutionary Parenting Strategy: Shielding Children From Criticism by Literally Using Them as Shields In what experts are calling the most literal interpretation of “family first” in modern media history, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, is reportedly planning to bring…
Nation Braces as Meghan Markle Releases Another Photo That Looks Like It Has a Publicist Hollywood, Montecito, and at least one confused wax museum employee are still recovering after Meghan Markle unveiled her latest “candid” image, reportedly inspired by Audrey Hepburn, soft lighting,…
London Theatre Bravely Reinvents Itself by Remaining Exactly the Same Londonâ the universal word for “there is more culture beneath this, please scroll respectfully.” Context: This satirical piece examines London’s theatre scene as West End ticket prices continue to soar, with…
Thames Comedy Cruises: Where Humor and Seasickness Collide Stand-up comedy on the River Thames combines two things that individually make sense but together create inexplicable chaos: jokes and boats. Multiple operators offer comedy cruises where audiences board vessels, sail past London landmarks,…
Top Secret Comedy Club: Where Tourists Go to Feel Like Londoners The Top Secret Comedy Club occupies a basement near Covent Garden, strategically positioned to capture tourists after they’ve exhausted the market and before they realize they’re lost. Since 2010, this venue has…
The King’s Head Crouch End: Where Sunday Roasts Became Comedy Careers The King’s Head in Crouch End represents the archetypal pub-function-room-to-comedy-venue transformation that’s occurred across London over the past two decades. These spacesâoriginally designed for wedding receptions, christening parties, and uncomfortable family…
London’s Micro-Comedy Venues: Where Sweat Becomes Community London hosts dozens of micro-comedy venues where audiences of 20-50 people squeeze into spaces designed for approximately half that capacity. These tiny roomsâoften pub back rooms, converted storage spaces, or optimistically repurposed closetsâcreate…
Prince Charles Cinema Comedy: When Film Venues Discover Live Performance The Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square hosts comedy in a space designed for watching films, creating unique atmosphere somewhere between movie theater and comedy club that doesn’t quite work as either.…
Royal Vauxhall Tavern: Where Drag Queens Invented Modern Politics The Royal Vauxhall Tavern has been serving camp, chaos, and revolutionary politics since 1862, making it older than most British institutions and significantly more entertaining than all of them. This Grade II listed LGBTQ+…
