Why Pubs Make More Sense Than Most Governments A Comparative Study of Leadership, Accountability, and Last Orders Clear Leadership Structures: Who’s Pulling the Pints? Pubs have clear leadership. You know who’s in charge because they’re standing behind the bar, controlling…
The Island That Accidentally Became a Case Study Britain Shows America What Happens When You Vote With Your Feelings Britain keeps being described as “a warning,” which is awkward because warnings usually involve sirens, not meal deals. Economists say GDP shrank,…
France, UK and Germany Issue Stern Joint Statement on Iran, Iran Responds by Continuing Exactly As Before | European Powers Unite in Carefully Worded Declaration, Tehran Acknowledges and Ignores
Metropolitan Police Finally Crack 500-Year-Old Pakington Case: Suspect “Definitely Dead By Now” | Cold Case Unit Declares Victory Over Renaissance-Era Murderer
Waitress Promoted to Pyrotechnics Director After Mistaking Bar for Controlled Burn Exhibit | Career advancement through accidental fire management raises questions about workplace safety protocols
Britain Watches Venezuela Get Bombed, Refreshes Live Blogs, Argues About It Anyway A Completely Serious, Deeply British, Absolutely Calm Response to Explosions Abroad Britain woke up to news that Venezuela was being bombed, which in UK terms meant three immediate national…
BBC Spends Six Hours Explaining Why Trump’s Caracas Strike Proves He’s Literally Hitler When Breaking News Breaks the Narrative The BBC’s live blog opened with the sort of breathless urgency typically reserved for Royal funerals or England losing on penalties: “Explosions have…
Elite US Units Slip Through UK Like Nothing Important Is About to Happen | Officials describe movement as ordinary whilst carefully avoiding details
BBC Live Coverage Continues Covering Things Live | Broadcaster commits to reporting events as they happen
Eurostar Urges Travelers to Postpone Trips It Already Cancelled | Railway company advises against using non-existent services
Furious AI Users Say Their Prompts Are Being Plagiarized AI Prompt Plagiarism: Ethical Crisis in Generative Art Satirical Dispatch from the Front Lines of Intellectual Property Chaos The Great Prompt Heist of 2026 In a twist of irony so dense…
From Safe House to Glass House: MI6’s New River Location Raises Questions About Operational Security At what point does a “safe house” become just… a house? River House is the answer to that question, and the answer is disappointing. The building sits…
London’s New Year’s Day Parade Ten Glorious Groups Marching Heroically Into Mild Absurdity London’s New Year’s Day Parade is not just a parade. It’s a moving sociology paper with drums. It’s Britain politely allowing the rest of the world to borrow…
National Theatre Admits Funniest Production Was Actually Just Technical Difficulties During Medea | Audience members report unprecedented laughter when set collapsed, leading to emergency review of comedy strategy
Millwall FC: Football With Teeth | A Club That Leans Into Its Reputation
Tourist Announces He’s “Not Like Other Tourists” While Standing in Queue at M&M World | Local Man Absolutely Convinced His Phone Case Makes Him Invisible
Immersive Theatre Company Finally Admits They Just Enjoy Making Audiences Uncomfortable | The Horror of Participation now openly marketed as psychological warfare experience
Night Bus Linguistics Professor Documents 847 Cryptic Conversations, Understands None of Them | I told him about the pigeons, yeah? named most common incomprehensible statement
Welling United FC: Football With Endurance | A Club Built to Outlast
Actonians LFC: Where Women’s Football Meets Victorian Levels of Politeness | A Historic Club That Apologises for Scoring
