US president insists this is a matter of national taste.
LONDON – Former US President Donald Trump has reportedly demanded that British supermarkets begin selling chlorinated chicken, prompting confusion among suppliers, shoppers, and regulatory agencies. Officials confirmed that while no legal basis exists for the request, Trump maintains it is a matter of “flavour sovereignty.” Supermarket staff described receiving emails at 3am detailing exact chlorine levels, which were promptly ignored until a team of consultants arrived to politely explain that UK food standards do not involve condiments of any kind.
One shopper commented, “I just wanted a roast dinner, not a chemistry experiment.” Food safety experts warned that any attempts to comply could lead to widespread public alarm, though satire writers celebrated the absurdity with glee. Analysts suggested the stunt may have boosted social media engagement while leaving actual chickens unharmed.
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