Cray Valley Paper Mills FC: Football Manufactured the Old-Fashioned Way
Cray Valley Paper Mills FC: Football Manufactured the Old-Fashioned Way | A Club That Actually Makes Things
Month: November 2025
Grok Has Become Persona Non Grata
UK Bureau Chief Declares AI “Too FREE For Red Britain” — Grok Declares UK Bureau “Too Wet For Tech” In a development that has left UK Marxists clutching their copy of Das Kapital while scrolling through their avocado-toast fuelled Twitter…
Report Asks If Tony Blair Influenced Trial, Britain Replies: ‘Define Influenced’
Report Asks If Tony Blair Influenced Trial, Britain Replies: ‘Define Influenced’ | Semantics become final defence
London Rumour Mill Produces 47 Contradictory Versions of Same Non-Event by Tuesday Morning
London Rumour Mill Produces 47 Contradictory Versions of Same Non-Event by Tuesday Morning | Did you hear about the thing at Borough Market? spreads despite thing never happening
The “Love, Actually” Prime Minister Trope: How London Rom-Coms Sell Fantasy
The “Love, Actually” Prime Minister Trope: How London Rom-Coms Sell Fantasy | Study confirms no London flats actually look like that, ever
Aldgate: The City’s Most Efficient Collision of Past and Present
Aldgate: The City’s Most Efficient Collision of Past and Present | A Dry, Alarmingly Accurate Portrait of Aldgate’s History, Hustle, and Glass Anxiety
Evening Standard’s Londoner’s Diary: Gentle Gossip as Art Form
Evening Standard’s Londoner’s Diary: Gentle Gossip as Art Form | Where the capital’s whispers become published mischief
Staines Town FC: Rebuilding Hope One Season at a Time
Staines Town FC: Rebuilding Hope One Season at a Time | A Club That Refuses to Stay Dead
London Commuters Perfect Synchronised Eye-Rolling During “Signal Failure” Announcement
London Commuters Perfect Synchronised Eye-Rolling During “Signal Failure” Announcement | Olympic Committee considers adding event after flawless group performance at Victoria Station
BBC Announces New Programming: 24/7 Waiting for American News to End
BBC Announces New Programming: 24/7 Waiting for American News to End | British media enters holding pattern as US politics consumes global attention
Haringey Borough FC: Football With Opinions
Haringey Borough FC: Football With Opinions | A Club That Never Stays Quiet
The Architectural Shrug: London’s Bizarre Mix of Medieval, Victorian, and Glass Nonsense
The Architectural Shrug: London’s Bizarre Mix of Medieval, Victorian, and Glass Nonsense | How London’s skyline proves no one has ever had a coherent plan
The Right’s Assault on London
The Right’s Assault on London: A Manufactured Crisis Shortly before Christmas, the Conservative MP and former security minister Tom Tugendhat published a lengthy post on X detailing his regular long late-night walks home from parliament. They took him past housing estates and…
Peloton UK Riders Petition for ‘Suffering Acknowledgement’ Feature
Peloton UK Riders Petition for ‘Suffering Acknowledgement’ Feature | App to include mandatory sympathy notifications during workouts
Nation Unites in Shared Trauma: Phone Dies at Card-Only Bar
Nation Unites in Shared Trauma: Phone Dies at Card-Only Bar | Patron forced to communicate using only desperate eye contact and mime
The Market Trader’s Banter: The Art of the Sell
The Market Trader’s Banter: The Art of the Sell | Borough Market stallholder admits “banter” is actually scripted corporate training
MI6’s Headquarters Costs More Than a Small Country’s GDP
Inside the Thames: Why MI6’s Headquarters Costs More Than a Small Country’s GDP Let’s talk money. The kind of money that makes accountants weep into their spreadsheets. Building River House, MI6’s headquarters on the Thames, set the British taxpayers back somewhere…
Malcolm Tucker: The Spin Doctor Who Escaped Fiction
Malcolm Tucker: The Spin Doctor Who Escaped Fiction | How a TV character became more real than actual politicians
Fisher FC: Football With DIY Spirit
Fisher FC: Football With DIY Spirit | A Club Powered by Volunteers
Power Is Power
Power Is Power: Why Trump Using It Makes Europe’s Powerless Leaders So Uncomfortable Let’s have a brutally honest conversation that’ll make Brussels bureaucrats choke on their subsidised cappuccinos: Europe has no power. Not the kind that matters, anyway. While Donald…