Britain Encourages Exports
Britain Encourages Exports | Politely Suggests Foreigners Might Like Our Things More
Month: June 2024
London Yarn Shops: City Quietly Runs on Wool and Passive Aggression
London Yarn Shops: City Quietly Runs on Wool and Passive Aggression | London Yarn Shops Guide For People Who Accidentally Became Knitting Experts
London Zhiloh: Internet Confidently Searches Without Context
London Zhiloh: Internet Confidently Searches Without Context | London Zhiloh Explained for People Expecting a Result
Southwark: Where London Argues With History and Wins
Southwark: Where London Argues With History and Wins | A Civic Satire of Southwark’s Bridges, Bureaucracy, and Loud Democratic Heart
London Thinker: The Capital’s Favourite Intellectual Sport
London Thinker: The Capital’s Favourite Intellectual Sport | London Thinker and the Performance of Reflection
London Zones Map: A Diagram Of Emotional Boundaries
London Zones Map: A Diagram Of Emotional Boundaries | London Zones Map Explained For People Who Thought It Was Geography
London Weather in May Described as a Trust Exercise Gone Wrong
London Weather in May Described as a Trust Exercise Gone Wrong | London Weather in May Explained as Spring With Commitment Issues
Shoreditch: Where London Performs Creativity on Demand
Shoreditch: Where London Performs Creativity on Demand | A High-Gloss Satire of Shoreditch’s Cool, Cameras, and Competitive Originality
Charlie Brooker: The Cynic Who Shaped Screen Satire
Charlie Brooker: The Cynic Who Shaped Screen Satire | How one London-based writer redefined television commentary
Avant-Garde Performance Art Venue Admits Humour Was Unintentional, Apologises to Confused Audiences
Avant-Garde Performance Art Venue Admits Humour Was Unintentional, Apologises to Confused Audiences | Institute of Contemporary Theatre shocked to learn patrons found three-hour silence piece “absolutely hilarious”
Southwark: Central London’s Civic Seriousness With a River View
Southwark: Central London’s Civic Seriousness With a River View | A Neighbourhood That Takes Responsibility Seriously
London O2 Restaurants Exist to Feed Anticipation and Crowds
London O2 Restaurants Exist to Feed Anticipation and Crowds | London O2 Restaurants Explained as Pre-Show Survival Strategy
London Food Scene: Global Flavors With Local Restraint
London Food Scene: Global Flavors With Local Restraint | London Food Scene Explained As Curated Chaos
London After Midnight Band: A Name Louder Than The Music
London After Midnight Band: A Name Louder Than The Music | London After Midnight Band Explained As Goth Branding
Hither Green: South London’s Quiet Determination With a Station
Hither Green: South London’s Quiet Determination With a Station | Hither Green London Neighborhood Satire With Patience, Parks, and Progress
London Gin: Juniper With A Passport
London Gin: Juniper With A Passport | London Gin Explained As Tradition With Marketing
London Opening Chess: Respectable Aggression In Four Moves
London Opening Chess: Respectable Aggression In Four Moves | London Opening Explained As Polite Intimidation
Private Eye at 60: The Magazine That Still Terrifies Westminster
Private Eye at 60: The Magazine That Still Terrifies Westminster | How Britain’s satirical institution keeps pricking egos after six decades
Westminster: Central London’s Power Walk With a Security Barrier
Westminster: Central London’s Power Walk With a Security Barrier | A Neighbourhood That Assumes It’s in Charge
Cryptography Experts Called to Decode “Chef’s Specials” Board
Cryptography Experts Called to Decode “Chef’s Specials” Board | Handwriting classified as “abstract expressionism meets shopping list”