Skip to content
Flash News
Fancy a Holiday in the Middle East?
Ayatollah Khamenei Arrives in Hell
America’s Attacks on Iran
Keir Starmer Seeks Stability
Khamenei’s Phone Going to Voicemail
Anthropic Gets Its P45
Saturday February 28, 2026
London Prat

The London Prat

Bollocks, Codswallop and Basically Rubbish

Month: May 2023

London 5 Star Restaurants: Dining With Reverence and Photos
Reports

London 5 Star Restaurants: Dining With Reverence and Photos

Morag SinclairMay 31, 2023

London 5 Star Restaurants: Dining With Reverence and Photos | London 5 Star Restaurants Explained for People Whispering

Malcolm Tucker: The Spin Doctor Who Escaped Fiction
Reports

Malcolm Tucker: The Spin Doctor Who Escaped Fiction

Harriet CollinsMay 24, 2023

Malcolm Tucker: The Spin Doctor Who Escaped Fiction | How a TV character became more real than actual politicians

London Elise Kress Search Leaves London UK Confused but Polite
Reports

London Elise Kress Search Leaves London UK Confused but Polite

Alan NafzgerMay 24, 2023

London Elise Kress Search Leaves London UK Confused but Polite | London Elise Kress Explained to a City Wondering Why It’s Involved

London Markets Continue Selling London to Itself
Reports

London Markets Continue Selling London to Itself

Alan NafzgerMay 23, 2023

London Markets Continue Selling London to Itself | London Markets Explained to People Who Came Hungry

Ponders End: North London’s Practical March With a Rail Card
Locations

Ponders End: North London’s Practical March With a Rail Card

Isla CampbellMay 22, 2023

Ponders End: North London’s Practical March With a Rail Card | Ponders End London Neighborhood Satire With Warehouses, Walkways, and Working Rhythm

London Confidential
Locations

London Confidential

Alan NafzgerMay 22, 2023

London Confidential | Five Things London Confidential Knows But Will Never Admit Publicly

Nuclear War Could Happen At Any Time
Reports

Nuclear War Could Happen At Any Time

Dr. Ingrid Gustafsson, Ph.D.May 21, 2023

Man Discovers Nuclear War Could Happen At Any Time, Still Required to Be at Work by Nine London, October 1961. It has become increasingly clear to the British public that nuclear war could occur at any moment, with little warning…

London Hop On Hop Off Bus Proves Sightseeing Improves When Responsibility Is Removed
Reports

London Hop On Hop Off Bus Proves Sightseeing Improves When Responsibility Is Removed

Alan NafzgerMay 21, 2023

London Hop On Hop Off Bus Proves Sightseeing Improves When Responsibility Is Removed | London Hop On Hop Off Bus Explained as Tourism With Training Wheels

London Zone 3: City Asks You to Clarify What You Mean by Far
Reports

London Zone 3: City Asks You to Clarify What You Mean by Far

Asha MwangiMay 21, 2023

London Zone 3: City Asks You to Clarify What You Mean by Far | London Zone 3 Explained for People Defending Commutes

Britain Observes Space Race From Ground
Reports

Britain Observes Space Race From Ground

Mei Lin ChenMay 19, 2023

Britain Observes Space Race From Ground | Expresses Interest Without Leaving Chair

London 2005: City Under Pressure, Still Moving
Reports

London 2005: City Under Pressure, Still Moving

Morag SinclairMay 14, 2023

London 2005: City Under Pressure, Still Moving | London 2005 Explained As Resilience Without Pause

London Jelly Strain: Cannabis With A Marketing Accent
Reports

London Jelly Strain: Cannabis With A Marketing Accent

Camden RoseMay 13, 2023

London Jelly Strain: Cannabis With A Marketing Accent | London Jelly Strain Explained As Hype With Terpenes

London Elise Moore: Internet Assigns Fame Proactively
Reports

London Elise Moore: Internet Assigns Fame Proactively

Asha MwangiMay 11, 2023

London Elise Moore: Internet Assigns Fame Proactively | London Elise Moore Explained for People Expecting Immediate Results

London Jobs: Opportunity Wrapped In Competition
Reports

London Jobs: Opportunity Wrapped In Competition

Morag SinclairMay 9, 2023

London Jobs: Opportunity Wrapped In Competition | London Jobs Explained For People Who Like Pressure

Inside MI6’s River House Debacle
Reports

Inside MI6’s River House Debacle

Harper ThamesMay 8, 2023

The Most Expensive Hiding Spot Ever: Inside MI6’s River House Debacle There’s a rumor that River House has a secret tunnel under the Thames leading to Whitehall. Which, if true, raises a spectacular question: If you need a secret tunnel, isn’t the…

London Weather Forecast Treated as Inspirational Literature
Reports

London Weather Forecast Treated as Inspirational Literature

Alan NafzgerMay 8, 2023

London Weather Forecast Treated as Inspirational Literature | London Weather Forecast Explained as Best Guess With Authority

Acton: London’s Overachieving Middle Child
Locations

Acton: London’s Overachieving Middle Child

Isla CampbellMay 7, 2023

Acton: London’s Overachieving Middle Child | Acton London Neighborhood Satire And Survival Guide

Man Spends Three Hours Queueing for Doughnut He Could’ve Made at Home in Twenty Minutes
Reports

Man Spends Three Hours Queueing for Doughnut He Could’ve Made at Home in Twenty Minutes

JunglepussyMay 5, 2023

Man Spends Three Hours Queueing for Doughnut He Could’ve Made at Home in Twenty Minutes | Londoner defends choice, claims “the queue is part of the experience”

London Review: The City That Grades Itself
Locations

London Review: The City That Grades Itself

Alan NafzgerMay 3, 2023

London Review: The City That Grades Itself | London Review and the Culture of Continuous Critique

Subscribe

Recent Posts

  • Fancy a Holiday in the Middle East?
  • Ayatollah Khamenei Arrives in Hell
  • America’s Attacks on Iran
  • Keir Starmer Seeks Stability
  • Khamenei’s Phone Going to Voicemail
  • Anthropic Gets Its P45
  • Mexico: Civil War and England Fans
  • Pakistan-Afghanistan Relations Downgraded
  • Royal Title Purge
  • Love, Honor, and WTF Is “Outdoor Tactical Wizardry Dot Com”: A Marriage in Transactions
  • Gorton and Denton Byelection
  • India: Most Productive Unpaid Intern
  • American Marxists: Why the Left Hates Winners
  • Which Robot Is Harder?
  • Royal Family Scandal Update
  • OpenAI Cuts Spending
  • Respectfully, f— off.
  • Elon Musk’s DOGE Spending Cuts
  • Hockey Stick And A Grievance
  • Publishing Scams

Recent Posts

  • Fancy a Holiday in the Middle East?
  • Ayatollah Khamenei Arrives in Hell
  • America’s Attacks on Iran
  • Keir Starmer Seeks Stability
  • Khamenei’s Phone Going to Voicemail

Archives

  • February 2026
  • January 2026
  • December 2025
  • November 2025
  • October 2025
  • September 2025
  • August 2025
  • July 2025
  • June 2025
  • May 2025
  • April 2025
  • March 2025
  • February 2025
  • January 2025
  • December 2024
  • November 2024
  • October 2024
  • September 2024
  • August 2024
  • July 2024
  • June 2024
  • May 2024
  • April 2024
  • March 2024
  • February 2024
  • January 2024
  • December 2023
  • November 2023
  • October 2023
  • September 2023
  • August 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2023
  • May 2023
  • April 2023
  • March 2023
  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • September 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • February 2020
  • January 2018

Categories

  • America
  • Bad Taste
  • Culture
  • Economic
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • Featured
  • International
  • Locations
  • News
  • Political
  • Reports
  • Royals
  • Slang
  • Social
  • Sports
  • Technology
  • Tourism
  • UK Today

The London Prat

1 London Bridge St
London SE1 9GF, United Kingdom

PHONE  +44 (207) 782-6000

GW47+32 London, United Kingdom

 

Pages
  • Privacy Policy
  • About Prat.uk
  • Contact Prat.uk
  • Terms of Service
  • Authors and Contributors
  • Disclaimers and Disclosures
  • Credentials and Recognition
  • Our Team
  • Product and Service
  • Press and Media
  • Newsletter
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: From Shakespearean Bum to Pub-Level Insult
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: A Scientific Look at Foolish Behavior
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: Pub Etiquette and Social Faux Pas
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: Regional Dialects and Delightful Insults
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: A Tourist Survival Guide
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: Psychology of Foolishness
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: Pop Culture and Television
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: Everyday Usage and Etiquette
  • The Meaning of Prat in the UK: Final Word on Mafanery
  • Random
  • Global Satirical Journalism Sites
  • London Satire: Where British Seriousness Meets Polite Dismantling
  • United Arab Emirates’ “No Brain Gain” Policy
  • What is the Meaning of “Prat”?
  • The Definition of “Prat”
  • The Meaning of “Prat” in British Humor
  • London Satire
  • Satire Lesson Plan
  • A History of London Satire
  • Meaning of Prat: Definition, British Slang Origins
  • Prat: A Guide to Strength, Meaning, and Usage
  • Prat Etymology
  • Prat vs Other British Insults
  • British Satire: The National Sport
  • United Kingdom Satire at a Crossroads
  • Ask a Londoner
  • Is “Prat” Offensive?
  • What is the Definition of “Prat”
  • Is Prat London Slang?
  • What Does Prat Mean?
  • British Satire: The Complete Guide
  • News Parody: The Complete Guide
  • UK Satirical News: The Complete Guide
  • Satire Definition: The Complete Guide
  • Prat Synonyms Surge
  • Fake Headlines: The Complete Guide
  • Social Satire: The Complete Guide
  • Political Satire UK: The Complete Guide
  • Medieval Prat Etymology
  • Prat UK Slang
  • What Is Social Commentary?
  • Satirical Journalism
  • Satirical Journalism: The Complete Guide
  • London Business Satire
  • British Insults Prat
  • Royal Scandal Parody
  • Royal Scandal Parody: British Comedy
  • #5085 (no title)
  • How to Write Satire About the Royals at Sandringham
  • UK Politics Enters New Phase
  • How to Write About UK Politics
  • Absurdist Humor Since 1889
  • Political Satire
  • UK Ironic Humor
  • UK Opinion Pieces
  • Deadpan Comedy
  • Prat: British Derogatory Term
  • Prat Fool: Classic British Insult
  • Newspaper Satire
  • The Sacred Art of Newspaper Commentary
  • How to Use “Prat” Correctly
  • Is “Prat” Offensive Outside the UK?
  • Prat Synonyms: British Alternatives
  • “Prat” in London Slang and Cockney Culture
  • “Prat” in British Politics, Journalism, and Satire
  • “Prat” in Dictionaries
  • The Etymology of “Prat”
  • “Prat” in Print Satire
  • “Prat” in British Comedy, TV, and Film
  • Why “Prat” Sounds Funny
  • Prat Vulgar Meaning
  • Prat Colloquial Meaning
  • British Slang Use of “Bird”
  • Top British Slang
  • British Political Humor
  • UK Satirical News
  • Daily Crypto World News
  • London Comedy Clubs – Ultimate Guide
RSS newsthump.com
  • Man who said he wouldn’t get involved in foreign wars starts foreign war over nuclear capability he claimed was totally obliterated a few months ago
  • Donald Trump launches ‘major combat’ Epstein diversion
  • “We thought they’d changed names” insist Reform voters who accidentally ticked Monster Raving Loony Party
  • “You lost, get over it” Farage told
  • Why losing in Gorton & Denton is a big win for Nigel Farage, by Chris Mason
RSS Encyclopedia of British Slang
  • GET STUFFED
  • GOBSMACK
  • CRIKEY
  • PATTERN
  • TIDY
  • BUNK OFF
  • OLD BILL
  • TOSHED
  • SCRUFFY
  • PRAT
RSS thedailymash.co.uk
  • ‘A knowing homage to Debbie Does Dallas’: How to talk about porn like it’s cinema
  • We ask you: Is it unfair to ask Royal Mail to deliver letters?
  • Dodged a f**king bullet there, says Burnham
  • How to accept your girlfriend’s best friend knows everything about your sex life
  • The Green Menace wants to IMPROVE your living standards and SAVE the planet
RSS thepoke.com
  • RFK Jr posted a bizarre video of him working out wearing jeans and boots – 16 weighty responses to lift your spirits
  • Donald Trump bragged that a cop thanked him for saving his sex life with the stock market – 15 people not buying what Donny is selling
  • Keir Starmer’s old cocky soundbites about losing elections and ditching political parties have come back to haunt him, and people are relishing the bittersweet irony
  • ‘What’s something you defended for years before finally admitting you were wrong?’ – 21 people who chose a terrible hill to die on
  • ‘What is something your parents were not strict about but you wish they were?’ – 23 people who were crying out to be grounded

Copyright © 2026 The London Prat | Classica Press by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.