West End Producer Confirms Satire Only Counts If It Mildly Annoys People Who Were Already Liberal

West End Producer Confirms Satire Only Counts If It Mildly Annoys People Who Were Already Liberal

The Book of Mormon deemed “courageously provocative” for mocking belief system audiences already rejected

Revolutionary Definition of “Brave” Theatre Established

In a landmark press conference, West End Producers Association chairman Gerald Hampton-Price has clarified that truly satirical theatre must “courageously challenge the status quo by reaffirming what everyone in the room already believes, but louder.” The statement follows queries about why shows like The Book of Mormon are marketed as “edgy” despite playing to audiences who enthusiastically pre-agreed with every critique.

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“Look at Hamilton,” Hampton-Price explained while gesturing at a spreadsheet of ticket revenues. “It takes a founding father and presents him as… also good, but with hip-hop. Revolutionary. The audiences leave feeling intellectually challenged because they learned historical figures had complexity, which they already knew, but now it rhymes.”

Definition of Satire Clarified as “Agreement, But Musical”

The Association has published new guidelines for West End satire: productions must appear to challenge power while ensuring all actual powerful people in the audience feel comfortably validated. “The Book of Mormon works perfectly,” noted theatre critic Miranda Westbrook. “It satirises religious extremism to people who already think religious extremism is bad. Nobody leaves reconsidering their positions. It’s satire without the inconvenient side effect of making anyone think.”

Producer Rejects Suggestion That Real Satire Might Alienate Someone

“People confuse satire with controversy,” Hampton-Price insisted. “Real satire should unite audiences in their shared agreement that other people, not them, are the problem. If even one audience member feels personally implicated, you’ve failed.”

The guidelines have received praise from investors who appreciate certainty. “I can confidently fund satire now that I know it won’t actually satirise anything the audience might relate to,” confirmed financier David Morrison. “It’s politically engaged theatre for people who want to feel politically engaged without political engagement.”

When asked if truly challenging satire might perform poorly, Hampton-Price smiled: “Exactly. That’s how we know it’s not proper West End material. If it doesn’t make people feel good about themselves, is it even satire?”

SOURCE: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/west-end-satire

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