Trump Insists British Supermarkets Sell Chlorinated Chicken or He’ll Tariff Their Tea Too US-UK Trade Dispute Takes Poultry Turn LONDON — In a move experts are calling “genuinely confounding,” former President Donald Trump has reportedly demanded that every British supermarket…
Trump’s New Trade Plan: Chlorinated Chicken for All or Else We Impose a Tariff on Rain Weather Weaponized Alongside Poultry in Historic Trade Proposal LONDON — Reports indicate that former President Trump has outlined a new, innovative trade plan: if…
US Farmers Demand Chlorinated Chicken on UK Shelves, Brits Demand Explanation of Why Peak Absurd Trade Diplomacy Leaves Nation Asking Questions LONDON — In what has been described as the peak of absurd trade diplomacy, the U.S. has demanded that…
Britons Threatened With Chlorine-Washed Chicken Unless They Say Nice Things International Intimidation Takes Poultry Form LONDON — In what is being described as a “masterclass in international intimidation,” the United States has reportedly warned the UK: compliment the former president…
Starmer Told to Choose Between Tech Deal and Not Feeding Nation Chicken That Smells Like a Hospital Trade Negotiations Reach Absurd New Heights LONDON — Trade negotiations have reportedly reached new absurd heights as Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces a…
