Allies Bomb Syria Again, Call It ‘Targeted’ Because They Meant To
Allies Bomb Syria Again, Call It ‘Targeted’ Because They Meant To | Precision defined by intention rather than consequence
Allies Bomb Syria Again, Call It ‘Targeted’ Because They Meant To | Precision defined by intention rather than consequence
UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant | Officials insist strike was about security, not attention, despite timing
Europe Discovers Foreign Policy Button Still Works, Immediately Presses It | Coordinated airstrike doubles as system check
UK and France Bomb ‘Suspected’ ISIS Site, Confident It Looked Terroristy Enough | Officials confirm suspicion remains cheaper than certainty
Britain and France Launch Precision Strike After Map Appears to Have Circle Drawn on It | Defence sources praise clarity of marker pen
Allies Confirm Successful Airstrike on Something Near Syria That Definitely Needed It | Operation hailed as necessary without clarifying why