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Britain and the EU Begin Careful Dance
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Britain and the EU Begin Careful Dance

Asha MwangiJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Britain and the EU Begin Careful Dance Towards Each Other Whilst Pretending Not to Hear the Music πŸŽ»πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί Britain and the European Union are once again standing awkwardly across the room, clutching warm drinks, insisting they are absolutely fine on…

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