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Starmer Vows to Be PM “Next Year Too”
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Starmer Vows to Be PM “Next Year Too”

AlanJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Starmer Vows to Be PM “Next Year Too” – Insiders Quietly Check Job Board Keir Starmer has confidently assured the nation that he expects to still be Prime Minister “next year too,” a bold statement that was immediately followed by…

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