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NHS Introduces “Schrödinger’s Appointment” System

Charlotte WhitmoreJanuary 6, 2026January 8, 2026

NHS Introduces “Schrödinger’s Appointment” System | Patients Both Seen and Not Seen Until Receptionist Observes Waiting Room

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