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How Europe Learned That Access Isn’t Free
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How Europe Learned That Access Isn’t Free

Alan NafzgerFebruary 23, 2026

The European Union, that magnificent fortress of bureaucratic self-regard, has been informed by the United States that access to the world’s largest consumer market now comes with a price tag, a set of conditions, and absolutely no sympathy. The EU…

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