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Alan NafzgerFebruary 17, 2026

Five Quick Observations From the Scene The most exclusive club in Paris turned out to be a laminated rectangle. One ticket met more tourists than the Eiffel Tower elevator. The Mona Lisa has now been viewed mostly by accountants. The audio guide said “You…

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