A Totally Helpful, Completely Accurate Guide to London Heathrow Airport Where Time Slows, Hope Queues, and Luggage Occasionally Reincarnates London Heathrow is not an airport so much as a sociological experiment conducted at jet speed. It is the place where Britain…
Philosopher Applies “Mind the Gap” to Entire Existence, Writes 800-Page Thesis | University College London professor argues all human suffering stems from insufficient gap-minding
Britain Declares Itself Exceptional, Promises to Explain Why Later 🇬🇧☕ What’s the deal with British exceptionalism? — Jerry Seinfeld Britain this week reaffirmed its long-standing status as an exceptional nation, despite being unable to locate the paperwork explaining what, exactly,…
Greggs Announces National Sovereignty, Applies for UN Membership | Bakery Chain Declares Independence, Claims Territory of “Every High Street”
Afternoon Tea Patrons Complete Advanced Degree in Sandwich Aeronautics | Three-tier stand physics baffles diners attempting cucumber consumption
Pub Names Reveal London’s Collective Inability to Name Things Coherently | Linguistic study confirms “The Case is Altered” named by committee who gave up trying
The Band That Ended London’s New Year’s Day Parade by Accidentally Taking Control of It A Work of Satirical Journalism Based Entirely on What Everyone Saw and Is Now Pretending They Didn’t London’s New Year’s Day Parade is a proud civic…
London’s New Year’s Parade Braces for Invasion by American Marching Bands Britain Welcomes Cultural Exchange, Immediately Regrets the Volume Source: KIRO 7 News London’s New Year’s Day Parade has survived wars, weather, municipal budgets, and decades of men in blazers who clap…
Britain Reassures Itself Everything Is Fine After Man on Radio Says “We’ve Been Through Worse” But He Can’t Remember When Britain once again achieved emotional stability this week after a man called Graham phoned into a local radio station and…
Britain: The Island of “What Did You Just Call Free Speech?” By Hugo Cumbersnatch and Polly Glottis — Special from the Transatlantic Chuckle Weekly Britain Isn’t the Kingdom You Signed Up For When Americans first heard of England, they imagined…
