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NHS Introduces “Schrödinger’s Appointment” System

Charlotte WhitmoreJanuary 15, 2026January 12, 2025

NHS Introduces “Schrödinger’s Appointment” System | Patients Both Seen and Not Seen Until Receptionist Observes Waiting Room

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