Starmer Announces New ‘Optimism Inflation’ – Prices Up, Spirits Up, Confusion Everywhere

Starmer Announces New ‘Optimism Inflation’ – Prices Up, Spirits Up, Confusion Everywhere

Starmer Announces New 'Optimism Inflation' - Prices Up

As Brits panic over inflation hitting multi-month highs, the government insists this counts as morale growth.

LONDON – Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced a new way of interpreting inflation figures this week, urging the public to focus less on prices and more on emotional resilience. Speaking near Downing Street, Starmer explained that rising costs were evidence the nation was “believing in itself again”. Treasury officials added that food, rent, and energy prices have increased because confidence has become contagious. Supermarkets confirmed that optimism causes spontaneous price rises, particularly near bread.

A YouGov-style poll found most Britons feel poorer but are encouraged to remain upbeat while paying more. Economists described the policy as confusing but soothing. The government insisted this balance was intentional. According to UK inflation data from the Office for National Statistics, the actual figures tell a rather different story.

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