Government baffled as order tracking still says ‘Your package is on the sea.’
DOVER – The UK government’s latest “no boats” policy has led to the Channel being effectively monetised by Amazon Prime Delivery, which now guarantees packages arrive faster than certain migrants. Officials admit that logistical planning remains a challenge, particularly as the system now issues tracking numbers to people on rafts. One spokesperson clarified, “We never said people can’t cross; we said we hope packages get there first.” NGOs described the policy as surreal, while local ferries have reported increased confusion over whether they are shipping parcels or people.
The Home Office border policy reportedly underwent revision following pressure. Polling shows 45% of the public are concerned, 35% amused, and 20% checking their online orders obsessively. Analysts warned that the strategy may have long-term moral and delivery implications.
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