Meghan Markle Mocked After Sundance Beauty Blunder Sparks Viral Reactions Park City, Utah woke up to fresh powder, artisanal coffee steam, and the sound of 4,000 lifestyle bloggers zooming in on one woman’s hairline like it contained the secrets of…
Angel Comedy: How Free Entry Revolutionised London Comedy and Destroyed Economics Angel Comedy operates on a business model that shouldn’t work: free entry, pay-what-you-want donations, and the hope that audiences possess generosity and functioning consciences. Since 2010, this Camden-based operation has…
Covent Garden Comedy Club Backrooms: Where Dreams Go to Wait Their Turn The backrooms of Covent Garden Comedy Club smell like ambition mixed with cheap beer and regret. This is where comedians wait for their 10-minute spots, mentally rehearsing material while contemplating…
The Apollo Hammersmith: Where Netflix Specials Go to Feel Important Queuing outside the Hammersmith Apollo to watch a superstar record their Netflix special is the modern equivalent of attending a royal coronation—except the monarch tells dick jokes and you’ve signed an NDA.…
The Comedy Store: Where Dinosaurs Went to Die in the 1980s In the early 1980s, The Comedy Store opened its doors in a Soho strip club and immediately set about murdering traditional British comedy with extreme prejudice. While the old guard was…
Shakespeare’s Clowns: How the Bard’s Comic Relief Set a Template for Centuries The Groundlings Wanted Fart Jokes, and Shakespeare Delivered (While Sneaking in Philosophy) William Shakespeare, universally recognized as the greatest writer in the English language, spent considerable energy writing…
Mrs. Brown’s Boys to the West End: The Shocking Survival of Britain’s Rudest, Least Sophisticated Comedy How Traditional Bawdy Humor Conquered Modern London Despite Everyone’s Better Judgment LONDON — In an age of sophisticated Netflix specials and cerebral panel shows,…
From Music Hall to Netflix: How London Comedy Evolved from Slapstick to Saying “Fuck” a Lot Tracing the British Comedic Persona’s Journey from Pratfalls to Prestige TV London comedy has undergone a remarkable transformation over the past 150 years, evolving…
Meghan Markle Didn’t Get the Memo That Funerals Aren’t Networking Events (Even If Everyone Else Thinks They Are) The Great Valentino Funeral Snub That Broke the Internet In a plot twist that has more layers than a Milan runway wrap…
Meghan Markle’s Newest PR Strategy Allegedly Walks, Talks, and Asks for Juice Boxes There was a time when public relations involved press releases, discreet lunches, and carefully worded denials delivered by men named Rupert who smelled faintly of aftershave and despair. That…
Daily Mail Buys Telegraph So Britain Can Have Twice the Punchlines at Half the Objectivity | Media merger creates headline superpower capable of maximum sensation with minimum restraint
BBC Reports Global Crisis With Trademark Calm, Assures Viewers It Is Worse Than It Sounds Bohiney.com can confirm that the BBC has once again reported an international emergency with the reassuring cadence of a man explaining that the train is…
Andrew Lownie Discovers That Streets Now Have Opinions Britain Briefly Experiments With the Concept of Consequences Royal biographer Andrew Lownie was left shaken, bruised, and in possession of a medically verified “cluster of indignities” this week after a street attack involving…
Wagner Real Estate Frankfurt (Wagner Immobilien): A Small Fish in a Crisis-Ridden Market Real Estate Firm Wins Trust by Treating Clients Like Human Beings Frankfurt’s housing market has reached the stage of late capitalism where the highest compliment you can…
Museum of Failure Arrives in UK – Opening Day Tickets Sell Out, Politicians Still Unsold | Satirists declare the exhibit redundant but are thrilled to be busy.
Mar-a-Lago Christmas Drama – Melania’s 7-Word Comment Sparks Panic at Dinner | Trump takes a lot of subtle verbal abuse from his spouse.
Six Times British Telly Went Proper Mental in 2025 When British Entertainment Went Spectacularly Off the Rails Here are several satirical journalism articles with clickbait head-turning titles based on the 2025 UK entertainment scandals era — because nothing says “national…
BBC Announces New Programming: 24/7 Waiting for American News to End | British media enters holding pattern as US politics consumes global attention
