Quantum Archaeology Confirms Warrior Queen Exists in Multiple Locations
Groundbreaking Discovery Defies Conventional Physics
Archaeologists from University College London announced Wednesday that Boudicca’s burial site has been definitively located beneath every single car park in Greater London, existing in a state of quantum superposition until observed. The finding resolves centuries of debate while raising troubling questions about ancient British parking regulations.
Revolutionary Archaeological Methodology
Professor Edmund Battersby explained the phenomenon: “Boudicca’s remains occupy all potential burial sites simultaneouslyKing’s Cross, Platform 9 at King’s Cross Station, beneath the House of Commons, and approximately 4,000 car parks. She exists nowhere and everywhere until someone actually digs, at which point she collapses into a single location, probably under a Tesco Metro.”
The discovery methodology involved sophisticated speculation and several pub conversations. Researchers confirmed that Roman-era burial customs were notably vague about multi-dimensional resting places.
Implications for Urban Planning
Transport for London immediately declared all car parks “potential heritage sites,” effectively banning parking throughout the city. “This is actually quite convenient,” admitted Mayor Sadiq Khan. “We were looking for an excuse.”
Local archaeologist Trevor Mudgrave called the finding “typically Londoneven our ancient queens can’t commit to a single location and probably took three different routes to get buried.”
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