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Who Do You Know in Lanzhou, China?
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Who Do You Know in Lanzhou, China?

Morag SinclairFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Mystery Visitor From Lanzhou, China, Refuses to Leave PRAT.uk — Staff Consider Offering It a Cup of Tea The tech team at PRAT.uk has confirmed that a mysterious visitor from Lanzhou, China, has been permanently camped on the website since…

London O2 Seating Plan: Fans Analyze Dots Like Ancient Astronomers
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London O2 Seating Plan: Fans Analyze Dots Like Ancient Astronomers

Morag SinclairFebruary 14, 2026February 5, 2026

London O2 Seating Plan: Fans Analyze Dots Like Ancient Astronomers | London O2 Seating Plan Explained for People Zooming In

London Zoo Discount: City Offers Savings With Conditions
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London Zoo Discount: City Offers Savings With Conditions

Morag SinclairFebruary 12, 2026February 5, 2026

London Zoo Discount: City Offers Savings With Conditions | London Zoo Discount Explained for People Checking Dates

London Kills Characters: Authority Without Theatrics
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London Kills Characters: Authority Without Theatrics

Morag SinclairFebruary 10, 2026February 5, 2026

London Kills Characters: Authority Without Theatrics | London Kills Characters Explained As Professional Archetypes

Customer Service  in the UK
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Customer Service in the UK

Morag SinclairFebruary 8, 2026February 9, 2026

Online Customer Care in the UK: A Mythical Creature Last Spotted in 2009 Or, How Britain Replaced Help With Hope and a Chatbot Named Oliver Online customer care in the UK is not a service. It is a vibe. A…

London Jobs: Opportunity Wrapped In Competition
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London Jobs: Opportunity Wrapped In Competition

Morag SinclairFebruary 8, 2026February 5, 2026

London Jobs: Opportunity Wrapped In Competition | London Jobs Explained For People Who Like Pressure

Trip to London and Ireland
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Trip to London and Ireland

Morag SinclairFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

A Perfectly Sensible Trip to London and Ireland An article for travelers who enjoy culture, queues, and weather that apologizes without changing. This guide explores the realities of traveling to London and Ireland with humor, cultural commentary, and genuine observations…

How We Manufacture Evidence
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How We Manufacture Evidence

Morag SinclairJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

How We Manufacture Evidence: A Comprehensive Guide for Modern British Journalism The Insider’s Handbook to Creating Reality As trust in mainstream media continues to plummet, with Reuters Institute research showing declining confidence in news organisations across the UK, this guide satirises…

West End Announces New “Ironic Distance” Seating for Patrons Too Cool to Admit They Enjoyed The Play That Goes Wrong
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West End Announces New “Ironic Distance” Seating for Patrons Too Cool to Admit They Enjoyed The Play That Goes Wrong

Morag SinclairJanuary 29, 2026

West End Announces New “Ironic Distance” Seating for Patrons Too Cool to Admit They Enjoyed The Play That Goes Wrong | Theatre introduces £200 “Detached Bemusement” tickets for audiences who need to feel superior

Tradition vs Modernity
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Tradition vs Modernity

Morag SinclairJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Village Agrees to Embrace the Future, Immediately Schedules Review in 2047 LOWER PUDDLEWICK, ENGLAND — In a historic act of progressive bravery, the residents of Lower Puddlewick have voted to “embrace modernity,” provided it does not alter the village in any…

British Couple Try Daily ‘Bedroom Science Experiment’
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British Couple Try Daily ‘Bedroom Science Experiment’

Morag SinclairJanuary 23, 2026January 24, 2026

British Couple Try Daily ‘Bedroom Science Experiment’ for a Year and Somehow Survive In what relationship experts are fondly calling “the controlled study of affection where all variables are cuddling,” a husband and wife undertook a bold experiment: attempting to…

Scotland and Reality
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Scotland and Reality

Morag SinclairJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Scotland’s Sudden Lurch Toward Reality How Labour, the Left, and a Generation of Explanations Accidentally Invented Conservatism Again 🇬🇧 Scotland didn’t wake up conservative. It woke up sober. — Alan Nafzger Somewhere between the fifteenth “temporary” tax, the seventeenth consultation…

Upper Holloway Station
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Upper Holloway Station

Morag SinclairJanuary 21, 2026January 15, 2026

Upper Holloway Station | Offers “Authentic London” With Complimentary Confusion

NATO, Russia, and the Arctic
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NATO, Russia, and the Arctic

Morag SinclairJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

NATO, Russia, and the Arctic: The Coldest Soap Opera Since Frozen Yogurt Frontline in Frostbite: When Ice Cores Become Battle Scores Welcome to the Arctic Circle — where the ice is melting faster than a popsicle in a jalopy and world powers…

PM’s “Positive Change” Campaign
Political

PM’s “Positive Change” Campaign

Morag SinclairJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

PM’s “Positive Change” Campaign Starts, Nation Waits to See Actual Change A Communications Reset That Accidentally Reset Nothing The Prime Minister this week unveiled a bold new initiative promising “positive change,” a phrase so thoroughly workshopped it now arrives pre-exhausted.…

UK Economy Described as “Resilient”
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UK Economy Described as “Resilient”

Morag SinclairJanuary 19, 2026

UK Economy Described as “Resilient,” Meaning It Hasn’t Fallen Over Yet but Is Breathing Heavily Government claims growth is positive if you squint and stop asking follow-up questions about actual household wellbeing The UK economy has once again been praised…

Marylebone Station
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Marylebone Station

Morag SinclairJanuary 18, 2026February 6, 2026

Marylebone Station | Charms Everyone by Refusing to Be Stressful

British Gen Z Can’t Read
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British Gen Z Can’t Read

Morag SinclairJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

British Gen Z Can’t Read but They “Totally” Understand Memes In a story so perfectly ironic it practically wrote itself, Gen Z students are arriving at university unable to read full sentences according to lecturers shaking their heads in despair…

220-Year-Old Ironmongers Replaced by 221st Gift Shop Selling ‘Authentic’ Tourists
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220-Year-Old Ironmongers Replaced by 221st Gift Shop Selling ‘Authentic’ Tourists

Morag SinclairJanuary 15, 2026January 12, 2025

220-Year-Old Ironmongers Replaced by 221st Gift Shop Selling ‘Authentic’ Tourists | Locals thrilled as village finally reaches expected Disneyfication quotient.

“It’s Called Football!” England Fans Cry
America Sports

“It’s Called Football!” England Fans Cry

Morag SinclairJanuary 15, 2026January 12, 2025

“It’s Called Football!” England Fans Cry After American PA Says “Soccer” for 14th Time World Cup Crowd Briefly United by Shared Confusion Over What Sport Is Occurring England fans attending World Cup matches in the United States and Canada have…

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