UK Entertainment Scandals Reach Annual Quota in Record Time
UK Entertainment Scandals Reach Annual Quota in Record Time | Industry celebrates ‘achieving full year’s shame by December’
Author: Harriet Collins
Harriet Collins is a high-output satirical journalist with a confident editorial voice. Her work demonstrates strong command of tone, pacing, and social commentary, shaped by London’s media and comedy influences.
Authority is built through volume and reader engagement, while expertise lies in blending research with humour. Trustworthiness is supported by clear labelling and responsible satire.
Buckingham Palace Gates Photoshoot
Buckingham Palace Gates Photoshoot: When Monarchy Devotion Meets Security Protocols Proud Boys UK Discover That Loving The King Doesn’t Grant Special Access Fourteen members of Proud Boys UK spent ninety minutes outside Buckingham Palace Tuesday conducting what they described as a “pro-monarchy demonstration” but…
Limehouse Pyramid Revealed as “Just Architecture Having a Laugh”
Limehouse Pyramid Revealed as “Just Architecture Having a Laugh” | Mysterious Egyptian-Style Structure Confirmed as 18th Century Architect’s Joke
Sarah Ferguson’s Housing Adventure
Sarah Ferguson’s Great Housing Adventure Proves Royal Life Is Just Airbnb With Better Hats The Duchess Discovers That Even Royal Adjacent Living Has a Checkout Time For years, Sarah Ferguson has enjoyed a housing arrangement so uniquely British it could…
U.S. Plans to Chill Russia and China
Uncle Sam’s Icebox: How the U.S. Plans to Chill Russia and China (Thermally and Geopolitically) Frosty Foreign Policy Foreign policy experts agree on one thing: nothing sends a message like standing somewhere cold and saying nothing. Greenland, in this sense,…
101 Reasons Google Readers Misunderstand Satirical Journalism
101 Reasons Google Readers Should Stop Having a Moan About Satirical Journalism What Is Satirical Journalism? A Guide for Confused Google Readers Satirical journalism uses humour, irony, and exaggeration to critique politics, society, and culture. Britain has a rich tradition…
Queens Park Rangers FC: Football With Chronic Self-Awareness
Queens Park Rangers FC: Football With Chronic Self-Awareness | A Club That Knows Exactly What It Is
Orgasms Now Come With Bonus Features
London Scientists Confirm Orgasms Now Come With Bonus Features Nobody Asked For London — The scientific community in London has finally admitted what couples have been whispering awkwardly since time immemorial: orgasms are no longer a single-purpose event. They are…
BBC Announces New Programming: 24/7 Waiting for American News to End
BBC Announces New Programming: 24/7 Waiting for American News to End | British media enters holding pattern as US politics consumes global attention
Malcolm Tucker: The Spin Doctor Who Escaped Fiction
Malcolm Tucker: The Spin Doctor Who Escaped Fiction | How a TV character became more real than actual politicians
UK Investigates Whether Tony Blair Quietly Hovered Over Justice System
UK Investigates Whether Tony Blair Quietly Hovered Over Justice System | Former leader’s presence described as “non-interfering proximity”
“Find Yourself,” Says Britain
“Find Yourself,” Says Britain, Handing Lost Teenagers a Uniform and a Very Loud Whistle Nation Confident This Will End Well Britain has officially entered its “tough love” phase, offering Military leaders say the programme strengthens civilian-military understanding. Translation: fewer people will think soldiers…
Hanwell Town FC: The Club That Refuses to Be Ignored
Hanwell Town FC: The Club That Refuses to Be Ignored | A West London Fixture With Opinions
London vs England
London vs England: When the Capital Mistakes Itself for the Whole Country ☕🏴 The rivalry between London and England is not acknowledged officially, largely because England is too polite to bring it up and London is too busy assuming it…
Football Beyond Borders: The Club That Isn’t Really a Club
Football Beyond Borders: The Club That Isn’t Really a Club | A Mission Wearing Boots
Calling Someone “Daddy” in Bed
Nation Reassured That Calling Someone “Daddy” in Bed Is Perfectly Normal, Provided Everyone Agrees Words Haven’t Actually Meant Anything Since 2015 Sex Therapists, Lifestyle Bloggers, and Self-Proclaimed “Intimacy Coaches” Unite to Calm a Public That Wasn’t Particularly Fussed in the…
Wimbledon FC: Football as a Memory
Wimbledon FC: Football as a Memory | An Idea That Refuses to Fade
Farnham Town FC: Football With Big Small-Town Energy
Farnham Town FC: Football With Big Small-Town Energy | A Club Punching Above Its Postcode
The Mysterious “Geezer”: Deconstructing a Quintessential London Character
The Mysterious “Geezer”: Deconstructing a Quintessential London Character | Linguistic experts confirm “geezer” applies to everyone and no one simultaneously
Virginia Water FC: Football With Scenic Confidence
Virginia Water FC: Football With Scenic Confidence | A Club That Plays Like It Lives Near a Lake