It’s Year 9 Girls With Access to Group Chats There is a popular misconception that the most destabilising force on Earth wears camouflage, waves a black flag, and yells slogans in shaky video uploads. This theory persists mainly because it…
Champagne Bottle Parade Turns Into Flaming Debutante Ball: Swiss Bar Learns Sparklers Are Actually Fireworks | Swiss nightlife discovers pyrotechnics reach 1,000 degrees Celsius during champagne service
LITERALLY BREAKING: Guardian Misreads “Targeted Strike” as “War Crime,” Demands International Tribunal The Dangers of Journalistic Literacy Media analysts have long warned that the greatest threat to informed public discourse is not misinformation, propaganda, or even TikTok, but the British…
British Museum Educational Intervention: When Amateur Historians Meet Professional Curators Proud Boys UK Attempt Alternative Tours, Discover Museums Already Employ Experts Eighteen members of Proud Boys UK attempted to conduct “alternative guided tours” at the British Museum Saturday afternoon, focusing on what they described…
Britain Announces Venezuela Situation Basically Sorted, Somehow | Officials cite progress, momentum, and a general feeling things are moving
How to Improve London — A Playful Roadmap to Utopian Chaos Revolutionary Traffic Management Solutions Replace Every Traffic Light with a Tea Timer Forget signals — hire a royal conductor to wave a crumpet at busy roundabouts. Studies show people…
The Strand Named Britain’s Best Place to Visit in 2026, Immediately Overwhelmed by People Visiting It Incorrectly The Strand has been officially crowned one of the best places to visit in the UK in 2026, which is impressive considering it…
Leyton FC: Football With a Memory Longer Than Its League Position | A Club That Refuses to Be Rushed
The “Alright, Guv’nor?” Cabbie: Myth or Reality? | Study finds 87% of black cab wisdom actually recycled from phone-in shows
The Right’s Assault on London: A Manufactured Crisis Shortly before Christmas, the Conservative MP and former security minister Tom Tugendhat published a lengthy post on X detailing his regular long late-night walks home from parliament. They took him past housing estates and…
Nation Unites in Shared Trauma: Phone Dies at Card-Only Bar | Patron forced to communicate using only desperate eye contact and mime
BBC Radio 4: How London Broadcasts the Nation’s In-Jokes | The Home Service’s comedy legacy endures
Chelsea Tractors vs. Lime Bike Warriors: The Class Comedy of London’s Transport Wars | Kensington introduces segregated roads based on vehicle moral superiority
Wealdstone FC: Football With a Memory | A Club That Still Echoes
Nation Mourns as Pint Cascades to Sticky Floor in Tragic Pub Incident | Witnesses report five-stage grief cycle completed in 8 seconds
The Most Expensive Hiding Spot Ever: Inside MI6’s River House Debacle There’s a rumor that River House has a secret tunnel under the Thames leading to Whitehall. Which, if true, raises a spectacular question: If you need a secret tunnel, isn’t the…
Thames-Side Transparency: MI6 Accidentally Reveals Its Office Location (Again) If keeping your office location secret is the primary mission of your intelligence agency, River House is a comprehensive failure dressed up in postmodern architecture. The building stands at 85 Albert Embankment in Vauxhall,…
Britain Expands University Places | Asks Politely Where All the Clever People Will Sit
