Urmston Sports Club and the Calm Tyranny of Continuity There are websites that shout, websites that beg, and websites that gently tap you on the shoulder and say, “We have been here longer than your opinions.” The online presence of…
UK Allocates £200m to Ukraine Deployment, Assures Public It Is Definitely Not a War and Absolutely Not Expensive | Ministry Describes Funds as Supporting ‘Presence’ Rather Than Combat Operations
Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre Incident: When Audience Participation Becomes Unwanted Criticism Proud Boys UK Discover That Heckling Hamlet Doesn’t Make You A Theatre Critic Twenty-three members of Proud Boys UK attended a Saturday matinee of Henry V at Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre, transforming what should…
London’s Coolest Postcode Crowned at Last (But Literally) A Satirical Field Report from the Front Lines of Urban Prestige 🏙️😎 Poplar is a district in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets. In a moment that has galvanized estate agents, craft…
Why Greenland Is the Next American State We Didn’t Know We Wanted (But Definitely Do) A Patriot’s Arctic Manifesto America has always had a talent for discovering it desperately needs something about five minutes before someone else tries to take…
Students Traumatized by Democracy; Teacher Arrested for Providing Visual Aids | School district implements trigger warnings for exposure to unfiltered civic content
US Special Forces Pass Through UK, Assure Everyone It’s Just a Quick War Stop | Officials insist troop movements are routine, casual, and absolutely not worth imagining
Greggs Announces National Sovereignty, Applies for UN Membership | Bakery Chain Declares Independence, Claims Territory of “Every High Street”
West End Producer Confirms Satire Only Counts If It Mildly Annoys People Who Were Already Liberal | The Book of Mormon deemed “courageously provocative” for mocking belief system audiences already rejected
4am Diner Designated “Liminal Space” by Quantum Physicists, Recommend Avoiding Eye Contact | Researchers confirm time operates differently near bacon at dawn
Dulwich Hamlet FC: Football as a Cultural Event | A Club That Sells Atmosphere
London Weather Standup Comedy 🎤 London Weather: A Love Story That Never Loved You Back Siobhan O’Donnell , The Comedy Store , January 17th, 2026 You ever notice London weather doesn’t happen ? It presses on you. Like a mood.…
East Ham: East London’s Relentless Engine Room | East Ham London Neighborhood Satire With Markets, Movement, and Muscle
Britain Introduces Household Appliances | Assures Women This Will Not Change Anything Important
Britain Discovers Balance of Payments Is Upset | Assures Public It Is Merely Having a Moment
Britain Considers Supersonic Air Travel | Politely Asks the Sky to Cooperate
