Five Quick Observations About the World’s Worst Email Spammers The worst email spammers do not send messages. They carpet bomb inboxes like they are trying to win World War Inbox. Somewhere, there is a man who believes 14 million people…
Richmond: South West London’s Effortless Privilege With Binoculars | A Neighbourhood That Watches Nature Judge London
Cranham: Where London Politely Forgets It Exists | A Ruthlessly Gentle Satire of Cranham’s Space, Silence, and Suburban Self-Control
Stratford: East London’s Relentless Upgrade With a Stadium Shadow | Stratford London Neighborhood Satire With Westfield, Whistles, and Weaponized Optimism
London Versus Paris: A Rivalry Fueled by Coffee, Queues, and Deep Emotional Scars There are wars fought with tanks, wars fought with words, and then there is London versus Paris, a conflict waged entirely with sighs, side-eye, and the belief…
Royal Blame Strategy Expands to Include Weather, Furniture, and Possibly Gravity The royal family has reached the historic phase of any national institution where absolutely everything is someone else’s fault. Historians confirm that in Britain, accountability is considered a foreign…
Amazon’s Plan to Buy Half of OpenAI Leads to Rumours They’ll Own the Other Half by Elevenses 🍵💼 Amazon Announces AI Bailout for ChatGPT After It Refuses to Shop on Amazon; “Alexa, Buy OpenAI!” Becomes New Catchphrase 🛒📊 Five Key…
UK Politics Rebranded as Ongoing Conversation With No Outcome Officials Say Dialogue Is Thriving, Conclusions Remain Premature In a bold act of transparency, Britain’s political class has quietly rebranded UK politics as an ongoing conversation, helpfully removing the outdated expectation…
Britain Announces We’ve Paused to Reflect, Accidentally Enters Permanent Thoughtful Stare | Government demonstrates wisdom through extended contemplative stillness
Meghan Markle Mocked After Sundance Beauty Blunder Sparks Viral Reactions Park City, Utah woke up to fresh powder, artisanal coffee steam, and the sound of 4,000 lifestyle bloggers zooming in on one woman’s hairline like it contained the secrets of…
Government Promises Stability While Changing Position Mid-Sentence Ministers Confirm Flexibility Is the New Consistency In a reassuring announcement delivered with impeccable posture and only minor verbal turbulence, the government promised stability this week while simultaneously adjusting its position halfway through…
Are We All Plagiarists Now, Or Just Terribly Well-Read? In an age where “borrowing” is considered collaboration and “lifting” is merely efficient research, Britain’s universities, newsrooms, and creative industries face an uncomfortable truth: UK plagiarism has evolved from shameful transgression to accepted…
Hendon FC: Football With Institutional Memory | A Club That Remembers Everything
Super Greens Supplement Recall Reaches UK Because Salmonella Always Wants A Holiday Too 🇬🇧🦠 Britain has long been a welcoming nation. We tolerate drizzle as a personality trait, queue politely for things we actively dislike, and now, apparently, we have…
Australia’s War Against Teenagers With Phones: A Masterclass in Accidentally Creating Revolutionaries How Censorship Taught an Entire Generation to Question Authority Observations on Australia’s War Against Teenagers With Phones Teenagers in Australia have discovered that nothing radicalises a population faster…
Starmer Says Leadership Change Bad for Nation, Excellent for Starmer | Prime minister urges stability whilst remaining extremely stable himself
Trump’s New Trade Plan: Chlorinated Chicken for All or Else We Impose a Tariff on Rain Weather Weaponized Alongside Poultry in Historic Trade Proposal LONDON — Reports indicate that former President Trump has outlined a new, innovative trade plan: if…
London’s Doom Loop, Explained Calmly While Everyone Is Clearly Fine London is apparently trapped in a “doom loop,” which is a very serious economic term meaning everyone keeps saying things are terrible, then behaving in ways that suggest they do…
No Boats Allowed? Migrant Crossings Up, Channel Now Sponsored by Amazon Prime Delivery | Government baffled as order tracking still says ‘Your package is on the sea.’
West Texas Marching Band Invades London, Tea and Trombones Collide LONDON, UK — In what local historians are tentatively calling “the most polite invasion since the Alamo,” the Wichita Falls ISD Combined Bands touched down in London this week, armed with tubas, trombones,…
