Europe Welcomes Trump as Supreme Overlord, Asks Him to Fix Their Wi-Fi
Europe Welcomes Trump as Supreme Overlord, Asks Him to Fix Their Wi-Fi | Continental leaders prioritize bandwidth over governance in historic leadership transition
Author: Chelsea Bloom
Chelsea Bloom is an emerging comedic writer with a focus on light-hearted satire and observational humour. Influenced by London’s student culture and digital comedy spaces, Chelsea’s work reflects everyday experiences filtered through a quirky, self-aware lens.
Expertise is growing through experimentation and study, while authority comes from authenticity and relatability. Trustworthiness is supported by clear intent and ethical humour choices.
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Chlorinated Chicken
Trump Insists British Supermarkets Sell Chlorinated Chicken or He’ll Tariff Their Tea Too US-UK Trade Dispute Takes Poultry Turn LONDON — In a move experts are calling “genuinely confounding,” former President Donald Trump has reportedly demanded that every British supermarket…
Ukraine Now Playing ‘Where’s Waldo’ With US Foreign Policy
Ukraine Now Playing ‘Where’s Waldo’ With US Foreign Policy | Kyi” officials report American support appears briefly, changes outfits, and disappears depending on polling cycles
Avant-Garde Performance Art Venue Admits Humour Was Unintentional, Apologises to Confused Audiences
Avant-Garde Performance Art Venue Admits Humour Was Unintentional, Apologises to Confused Audiences | Institute of Contemporary Theatre shocked to learn patrons found three-hour silence piece “absolutely hilarious”
How MI6 Turned a London River into a Financial Sinkhole
Splashing Cash: How MI6 Turned a London River into a Financial Sinkhole Combined with Thames House (MI5’s headquarters across the river), the two intelligence agencies together cost £547 million — more than twice the original estimates. That’s not a budget overrun. That’s…
Hampton & Richmond Borough FC: Football With River Views
Hampton & Richmond Borough FC: Football With River Views | A Club That Feels Calm on Purpose
Charlie Brooker: The Cynic Who Shaped Screen Satire
Charlie Brooker: The Cynic Who Shaped Screen Satire | How one London-based writer redefined television commentary
Beckenham Town FC: Tradition With a Slight Edge
Beckenham Town FC: Tradition With a Slight Edge | A Club That Still Believes in Saturdays
Articles DONE exported to t2
London Pigeon News Confirms Birds Still In Charge of Several Pavements London pigeon news today reported that the capital’s feathered residents continue occupying statues, sandwich zones, and personal space with the calm authority of creatures who know they cannot be…
Britain Discovers Leisure Time
Britain Discovers Leisure Time | Unsure What to Do With Hands
Nation Prepares for Glorious Technological Future
Nation Prepares for Glorious Technological Future While Still Heating Tea on Coal Fire London, 1961. Britain stands on the threshold of a bold new technological age, according to a steady stream of official statements, policy papers, and exhibitions featuring scale…