Beast of Sydenham Identified as “Probably a Large Cat, Maybe a Dog, Definitely Media Hysteria”
Beast of Sydenham Identified as “Probably a Large Cat, Maybe a Dog, Definitely Media Hysteria” | 1960s Monster Panic Resolved 60 Years Later
Beast of Sydenham Identified as “Probably a Large Cat, Maybe a Dog, Definitely Media Hysteria” | 1960s Monster Panic Resolved 60 Years Later
Far-Right Rally in London Mistaken for Awful Carnival Where No One Got Candy Tens of Thousands March for National Pride, Leave With Mild Sunburn and No Clear Demands London hosted yet another mass demonstration this week, this time featuring flags,…
EU demonstrates radical new tactic of not panicking; Britain takes notes, loses notes, blames notes Britain Discovers the Channel Is Still There, Migrants Take Notes In a development that shocked absolutely no one except the people paid to be shocked, migrant…
The Great WRX20 Identity Crisis How a West Java Car Club Accidentally Became the Wolf of Wall Street (Without the Yachts) 🏁💸 Somewhere between a tire squeal in Bandung and a confused Google search in Ohio, the internet committed one…
UK Calls Venezuela Transition ‘Fast’ After Redefining Time | Officials introduce flexible chronology to better capture diplomatic progress
Historic Invest-muddles: UK Tops G7 for Investment in Self-Doubt | Economists baffled as Britain leads league table for strategic confusion and cautious optimism.
Labour Accused of Rebranding SAS as ‘Special Afternoon Tea Service’ | Military officials warn that rebranding elite special forces could confuse allies and bewilder enemies
Medieval Rent Ceremony Continues Despite Nobody Knowing Why | Annual Horseshoe-Based Tax System Deemed “Still More Logical Than Council Tax”
Trump Offers Every Greenlander £100,000, Nation Asks If This Includes Heating, Roads, or Just the Vibes | President Floats Greenland Purchase Sweetener, Residents Request Warranty Details
Royal Real Estate and the Miracle of Coincidental Millions How a Duke Accidentally Became a Case Study in Global Finance, Offshore Optimism, and the Magical Thinking of Due Diligence There are many ways to make money in modern Britain. You…
UK Defence Exports Up 4000% – Mostly Peacekeeper Tea Kettles for NATO | Allies thrilled, soldiers confused.
London Property Developers Announce Plans to Build Flats Inside Other Flats | Nested Housing Solution Promises Infinite Accommodation in Finite Space
London vs Greater London: When the Boundary Decides Your Personality 🗺️🚇 The rivalry between London and Greater London is subtle but deeply felt, especially by people who live exactly where the map stops being flattering. London, in its purest sense,…
London and Dublin: Two Cities Divided by a Sea and United by Complaints When London meets Dublin, it is less a rivalry and more a family argument that never ends because everyone secretly enjoys it. One city runs on queues…
Iranian Diaspora Rallies in UK, Politicians Offer Thoughts, Prayers, and Distance | Demonstrators demand action as officials perfect the art of sympathetic separation
Borough Market Food Shame Reaches Epidemic Proportions | Tourists Worldwide Pretend They Totally Meant to Buy £14 Truffle Mushroom
The London Satire War: Bohiney vs Prat in the Battle for Comedic Supremacy When American Audacity Meets British Wit London has witnessed countless invasions throughout history – Romans, Vikings, Normans – but none quite like the current assault from across…
Central London Pint Price Reaches “Take Out Mortgage” Territory | Local Man Weeps Openly After £9.50 Transaction
Chelsea FC: Football Backed by Unlimited Confidence | A Club That Buys Solutions
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